BUILT Slim Laptop BackPack: Made for people who haul minimally for comfort and good looks.

GUNNAR Optiks®: Built to give even the most demanding computer user an immediate and noticeable visual advantage in the short term, and provide superior optical performance in the long term.

And some shirt for addition, to dress like Steve (not Steve in dress-up game mode) or Simon Cowell’s monochromatic T-shirt style, with glow in the dark Apple logo on it (or different kind of apple?)