0 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:09,000 sync to GHEYLARD-TBT margjakob.net 1 00:00:10,463 --> 00:00:13,295 No way. 2 00:00:31,180 --> 00:00:38,948 You're nobody 'til somebody loves you 3 00:00:39,020 --> 00:00:43,940 You're nobody 'til somebody cares 4 00:00:46,027 --> 00:00:51,264 You may be king You may possess the world 5 00:00:51,339 --> 00:00:53,794 And its gold 6 00:00:53,867 --> 00:00:56,998 But gold won't bring you happiness 7 00:00:57,067 --> 00:01:01,157 When you're growin' old 8 00:01:01,226 --> 00:01:03,462 The world still is the same 9 00:01:03,530 --> 00:01:06,180 You never change it 10 00:01:08,201 --> 00:01:11,365 As sure as the stars 11 00:01:11,433 --> 00:01:14,749 Shine above 12 00:01:14,825 --> 00:01:22,243 You're nobody 'til somebody loves you 13 00:01:22,312 --> 00:01:27,298 So find yourself somebody to love 14 00:01:58,693 --> 00:02:01,027 The world still is the same 15 00:02:01,092 --> 00:02:05,216 You never change it 16 00:02:05,284 --> 00:02:08,960 As sure as the stars 17 00:02:08,069 --> 00:02:11,778 Shine above 18 00:02:11,845 --> 00:02:18,969 But you're nobody 'til somebody loves you 19 00:02:19,044 --> 00:02:25,962 So find yourself somebody to love 20 00:02:30,579 --> 00:02:34,059 - Okay, so what if I don't want to give up on her? - You don't call. 21 00:02:34,131 --> 00:02:37,000 - You said I don't call if I wanted to give up on her. - Right. 22 00:02:37,075 --> 00:02:40,010 - So I don't call either way. - Right. 23 00:02:40,082 --> 00:02:43,563 - So what's the difference? - There is no difference right now. 24 00:02:43,634 --> 00:02:46,569 See, Mike, the only difference between giving up and not giving up... 25 00:02:46,642 --> 00:02:49,162 is if you take her back when she wants to come back. 26 00:02:49,234 --> 00:02:51,721 But you can't do anything to make her want to come back. 27 00:02:51,793 --> 00:02:54,728 In fact, you can only do stuff to make her not want to come back. 28 00:02:54,801 --> 00:02:58,478 So the only difference is if I forget about her or just pretend to forget about her. 29 00:02:58,545 --> 00:03:01,295 - Right. - Well, that sucks. 30 00:03:01,361 --> 00:03:03,914 Yeah, it sucks. 31 00:03:03,984 --> 00:03:08,108 So it's like a retroactive decision then? I mean, I could, like, forget about her. 32 00:03:08,176 --> 00:03:11,372 And then when she comes back, make like I just pretended to forget about her? 33 00:03:12,688 --> 00:03:15,819 Right, although probably more likely the opposite. 34 00:03:15,888 --> 00:03:17,743 What do you mean? 35 00:03:17,808 --> 00:03:20,622 I mean, at first you're gonna pretend to forget about her. 36 00:03:20,688 --> 00:03:23,022 Not call her, I don't know, whatever. 37 00:03:23,087 --> 00:03:25,258 But then, eventually, you really will forget about her. 38 00:03:25,327 --> 00:03:28,588 - Well, unless she comes back first. - Mm, see, that's the thing. 39 00:03:28,655 --> 00:03:31,437 Somehow they know not to come back until you really forget. 40 00:03:35,086 --> 00:03:37,508 - There's the rub. - There's the rub. 41 00:03:40,461 --> 00:03:45,578 Look, man, uh, I-I'm sorry we always talk about the same thing all the time. 42 00:03:45,645 --> 00:03:48,842 - Ah, no, it's all right. - It's just that, you know... It's just you been there, man. 43 00:03:48,909 --> 00:03:51,112 - Don't sweat it. - Your advice really helps. And I just, I don't know... 44 00:03:51,180 --> 00:03:54,792 You know, Rob, you're the only one I can talk to about her. 45 00:03:54,860 --> 00:03:57,762 Thanks. Thanks, man. 46 00:04:00,459 --> 00:04:04,136 Hello, you have four messages. 47 00:04:04,203 --> 00:04:06,788 Message one. 48 00:04:06,859 --> 00:04:08,867 Hey, gorgeous, it's, uh, Trent calling. 49 00:04:08,938 --> 00:04:12,004 Look, you gotta get that girl out of your head. Uh, I hope my... 50 00:04:12,074 --> 00:04:14,725 Message two. 51 00:04:14,795 --> 00:04:17,664 Hey, Mike, uh, if you want to talk about Michelle, give me... 52 00:04:17,738 --> 00:04:20,007 Message three. 53 00:04:20,074 --> 00:04:22,791 Did she call yet? I'm sure she... - Message four. 54 00:04:22,858 --> 00:04:26,119 Michael, this is Grandma. 55 00:04:26,185 --> 00:04:28,487 We all miss you back here in New York. 56 00:04:28,553 --> 00:04:31,367 You still haven't told me if you got that part on the television pro... 57 00:04:31,433 --> 00:04:35,589 That was your last message. 58 00:04:37,256 --> 00:04:40,551 You have to put things in perspective. 59 00:04:40,616 --> 00:04:43,911 - I know, I know. - She doesn't deserve you. 60 00:04:43,976 --> 00:04:45,830 Thanks. I appreciate that. 61 00:04:45,896 --> 00:04:48,230 There are plenty of fish in the sea. 62 00:04:48,295 --> 00:04:50,564 Okay, that's great advice. Thanks a lot. Okay? Bye. 63 00:04:50,631 --> 00:04:53,348 - Life, after all... - Please, I'm trying to make a phone call. 64 00:04:53,415 --> 00:04:56,448 - Are you calling her? - No. Will you stop? I'm try... Please. 65 00:05:01,671 --> 00:05:03,525 - Hello? - What's up, Trent? 66 00:05:03,590 --> 00:05:06,557 Hey, we got two parties tonight. One's for a modeling agency. 67 00:05:06,630 --> 00:05:09,445 - I don't know. - Listen to me, baby. There's gonna be beautiful babies there. 68 00:05:09,510 --> 00:05:12,161 I... Look, Trent, uh, I got shit to do tomorrow. 69 00:05:12,230 --> 00:05:15,044 Listen to you. I've got a final callback on a pilot at 9:00, and I'm going to this thing. 70 00:05:15,109 --> 00:05:17,443 Come on, Mike, you got to get out with the beautiful babies. 71 00:05:17,509 --> 00:05:20,159 - You can't sit at home thinking about it. - Not tonight. 72 00:05:20,228 --> 00:05:22,716 Not tonight? Listen to you! We're gonna have fun tonight. 73 00:05:22,789 --> 00:05:25,123 - We gotta get you out of that stuffy apartment. 74 00:05:25,188 --> 00:05:28,155 We're gonna spend half the night driving around the hills looking for this one party, 75 00:05:28,228 --> 00:05:30,562 and you're gonna say it sucks, and we're all gonna leave, 76 00:05:30,628 --> 00:05:32,483 and then we're gonna go look for this other party. 77 00:05:32,548 --> 00:05:34,719 But all the parties and all the bars, they all suck. 78 00:05:34,787 --> 00:05:37,602 I spend half the night talkin' to some girl who's lookin' around the room... 79 00:05:37,667 --> 00:05:40,634 to see if there's somebody else who's more important she should be talking to. 80 00:05:40,707 --> 00:05:44,383 And it's like I'm supposed to be all happy, uh, 'cause she's wearing a backpack. 81 00:05:44,451 --> 00:05:47,134 I... You know, and half of them are just nasty skanks... 82 00:05:47,202 --> 00:05:50,780 who wouldn't be nothing, except they're surrounded by a bunch of drunken, horny assholes. 83 00:05:50,850 --> 00:05:53,053 I'm gonna tell you something, T. Are you listening? 84 00:05:53,121 --> 00:05:56,983 - Yeah, I'm listening. - I'm not gonna be one of those assholes, all right? 85 00:05:57,057 --> 00:05:58,912 It just makes me sick. 86 00:05:58,977 --> 00:06:01,530 It's like, uh, some nasty skank who isn't half the woman my girlfriend is... 87 00:06:01,601 --> 00:06:03,455 is gonna front me? 88 00:06:03,520 --> 00:06:05,375 - It makes me want to fuckin' puke. - Jesus Christ! 89 00:06:05,440 --> 00:06:08,255 Will you shut up for a minute? We gotta get you the fuck out of Dodge, man. 90 00:06:08,320 --> 00:06:11,516 - We're goin' to Vegas tonight. - What are you talkin' about? 91 00:06:11,584 --> 00:06:14,966 - Vegas, baby. Vegas! - What do you mean, Vegas? 92 00:06:15,039 --> 00:06:17,373 - Vegas. Las Vegas. - I'm not going to no Vegas. 93 00:06:17,440 --> 00:06:20,505 Yeah. I think... You know what, man? We're gonna go to Vegas and, uh... 94 00:06:20,575 --> 00:06:22,430 - When are we going to Vegas? - We're going tonight. 95 00:06:22,495 --> 00:06:24,568 - No, we're not going tonight. I'm not going to Vegas! - I'm gonna pick you up. 96 00:06:24,638 --> 00:06:27,256 - Listen to me. - No, you listen to me. I'm not going, okay? 97 00:06:27,326 --> 00:06:30,970 - None of this shit anymore. - Listen, I just listened to you; now hear me out. 98 00:06:31,039 --> 00:06:33,689 You bring something nice to wear. 99 00:06:33,758 --> 00:06:35,733 - I'm not going to Vegas. - Mike, we're going. 100 00:06:35,806 --> 00:06:37,660 I'm not going to Vegas. 101 00:06:37,725 --> 00:06:41,849 All right, listen. I took out $300, but I'm only betting with 100. 102 00:06:41,917 --> 00:06:44,950 I can't afford any more than that, all right? 103 00:06:45,021 --> 00:06:47,160 And I figure if we buy a lot of chips, though, the pit boss will see us, 104 00:06:47,229 --> 00:06:49,465 he'll comp us all sorts of free shit; that's how it works over there. 105 00:06:49,533 --> 00:06:51,388 - But you gotta be cool. - I'm cool, baby, I'm cool. 106 00:06:51,453 --> 00:06:54,355 They're gonna give Daddy a room, some breakfast, maybe Bennett singing. 107 00:06:54,428 --> 00:06:56,850 - I know just the place. - What the hell are you wearin'? 108 00:06:56,924 --> 00:06:58,778 I thought you said we're gonna wear suits. 109 00:06:58,843 --> 00:07:01,527 Oh, Mike, you gotta stop worrying about this. We're goin' to Vegas, man. 110 00:07:01,596 --> 00:07:04,978 If you're wearing a suit, and you look like you gamble a lot, they give you free shit. 111 00:07:05,052 --> 00:07:07,190 It's in the back. I'll put it on when we get there. 112 00:07:07,259 --> 00:07:09,364 Uh-uh. No way. No, turn around. I'm goin' home. 113 00:07:09,435 --> 00:07:11,737 You gotta show up wearing that suit, or otherwise I'm not going. 114 00:07:11,803 --> 00:07:15,577 All right already, okay? I'll put my suit on. Grab the wheel. Hold it steady. 115 00:07:15,643 --> 00:07:17,944 - I'm tellin' you, this is how you do it. - I know! 116 00:07:18,010 --> 00:07:20,596 - They're watching you when you drive up. That's how it works. - Fine, fine. 117 00:07:20,666 --> 00:07:22,455 It could work. I'm serious. 118 00:07:22,522 --> 00:07:24,889 They're gonna give Daddy the Rain Man suite. You dig that? 119 00:07:24,954 --> 00:07:26,896 - We're going to Vegas, Mike. Vegas! - Vegas! 120 00:07:26,970 --> 00:07:28,824 You think we can get there by midnight? 121 00:07:28,890 --> 00:07:30,744 - We're gonna be up five "hundy" by midnight! - Yeah! 122 00:07:30,809 --> 00:07:34,289 - Vegas! Vegas! - Vegas, baby. Vegas! 123 00:07:39,609 --> 00:07:42,194 Vegas, baby. Vegas. 124 00:07:42,264 --> 00:07:46,933 'Cause I'm not the happy guy I used to be 125 00:07:48,440 --> 00:07:51,309 She thinks I 126 00:07:51,384 --> 00:07:55,923 Still care 127 00:07:55,991 --> 00:07:59,765 But if she's happy thinking 128 00:07:59,830 --> 00:08:02,350 I still need her 129 00:08:05,718 --> 00:08:07,791 Vegas, baby. Vegas. 130 00:08:12,821 --> 00:08:14,676 Vegas. 131 00:08:39,347 --> 00:08:42,129 It's the root of all evil Of strife and upheaval 132 00:08:42,195 --> 00:08:44,912 But I'm certain, honey 133 00:08:46,291 --> 00:08:49,324 That life would be sunny 134 00:08:49,394 --> 00:08:53,071 With plenty of money 135 00:08:53,138 --> 00:08:56,999 And you 136 00:09:07,792 --> 00:09:10,127 I always thought, uh, Caesar's was more the dope spot. 137 00:09:10,192 --> 00:09:13,487 Back in their day, this place was a real contender, but now they'll appreciate the business. 138 00:09:13,552 --> 00:09:16,519 They'll probably fall all over themselves for a couple of high-class guys like me and you. 139 00:09:16,592 --> 00:09:18,926 - Now, we're not... - You want to be fresh on the scene, right? 140 00:09:18,991 --> 00:09:21,577 The new places down on the strip, now, those places are supposed to be it. 141 00:09:21,647 --> 00:09:24,778 Oh, Mike, you don't want all that fuckin' Pirate of the Caribbean horseshit. 142 00:09:24,847 --> 00:09:26,701 Or the rock and roll grunge tip. 143 00:09:26,766 --> 00:09:29,319 You know, guys like me and you gotta kick it here. Old school. 144 00:09:29,390 --> 00:09:31,561 Yeah, this is... This is truly old school. 145 00:09:31,630 --> 00:09:35,459 - Definitely old school. - This place is fuckin' dead. 146 00:09:35,534 --> 00:09:37,956 You know, I'm gonna find me two waitresses here and I'm gonna pull me a Fredo. 147 00:09:38,029 --> 00:09:40,134 - Yeah, well, they're all skanks. - What are you talkin' about? 148 00:09:40,205 --> 00:09:42,060 Look at all the beautiful babies here. 149 00:09:42,125 --> 00:09:44,994 The beautiful babies don't work midnights to 6:00 on a... on a Wednesday. 150 00:09:45,069 --> 00:09:47,916 - This is the skank shift. - Look at all the beautiful honeys here. 151 00:09:47,980 --> 00:09:51,657 - Excuse me. - Excuse me, darling. I want you to remember this face here. 152 00:09:51,724 --> 00:09:55,433 This is the guy behind the guy behind the guy. 153 00:09:57,356 --> 00:09:59,844 Okay. 154 00:09:59,916 --> 00:10:02,436 Will you cut that shit out? 155 00:10:02,508 --> 00:10:05,060 - What? She smiled. - That's not cool, man. 156 00:10:05,131 --> 00:10:07,717 - Did she or did she not smile? - It doesn't matter. 157 00:10:07,787 --> 00:10:10,721 - Mike, I'm telling you, girls love that stuff. - You're gonna screw up our plan. 158 00:10:10,795 --> 00:10:14,275 - Baby, we're gonna get laid. - Could we first see what happens when we play it cool? 159 00:10:14,346 --> 00:10:18,470 What do you think, Mike? Do you think she's gonna leave us and go tell her pit boss on us? 160 00:10:18,538 --> 00:10:20,392 Will you stop makin' fun, all right? 161 00:10:20,457 --> 00:10:23,719 The trick is we gotta look like we don't need the shit, then they give us shit for free. 162 00:10:23,786 --> 00:10:26,273 Right, right, right. Well, I think you look great, man. 163 00:10:26,345 --> 00:10:29,247 I think I'm looking like the money, like the bomb, right? 164 00:10:29,321 --> 00:10:32,834 All right, stop. See that? That, uh, table? That's where we make our scene. 165 00:10:32,905 --> 00:10:34,814 You think they'll notice me and you? 166 00:10:34,889 --> 00:10:37,310 Oh, they're gonna notice me and you, 'cause they're watching. 167 00:10:37,448 --> 00:10:40,415 - Nicely done, sir. You're on a streak now. - It's about time. 168 00:10:40,488 --> 00:10:44,765 One of the best streaks I've ever had. I wanna get even. 169 00:10:48,519 --> 00:10:52,294 Uh, start with, uh, I don't know, 300? 170 00:11:06,854 --> 00:11:09,788 I can count that for you. 171 00:11:09,862 --> 00:11:11,717 - On the table. - Excuse me? 172 00:11:11,782 --> 00:11:15,710 - You have to lay it on the table. - I don't want to bet it all. 173 00:11:15,781 --> 00:11:17,635 You're not allowed to hand me money, sir. 174 00:11:17,700 --> 00:11:20,766 You have to lay it on the table if you want me to change it. 175 00:11:27,876 --> 00:11:31,618 - Changing 300. - Three hundred. 176 00:11:38,979 --> 00:11:42,459 - Do you have anything smaller? - Yes, as a matter of fact, I do. 177 00:11:42,531 --> 00:11:45,662 But this happens to be a $100 minimum bet table. 178 00:11:45,731 --> 00:11:48,218 Perhaps you'd be more comfortable at one of our lower stakes tables. 179 00:11:50,082 --> 00:11:53,431 Okay, just tuck 'em under, just like this. 180 00:11:53,506 --> 00:11:55,361 There you go. 181 00:11:56,482 --> 00:11:58,489 Cocktails? 182 00:11:58,562 --> 00:12:00,601 Guy behind the guy. 183 00:12:00,673 --> 00:12:02,942 I'll have a scotch on the rocks, please. 184 00:12:03,009 --> 00:12:05,562 Any scotch will do, as long as it's not a blend, of course. 185 00:12:05,633 --> 00:12:08,447 Uh, single malt. Glenlivet, Glenfiddich perhaps. 186 00:12:08,513 --> 00:12:10,455 Maybe a Glengow... Any Glen. 187 00:12:10,528 --> 00:12:12,862 Scotch on the rocks. 188 00:12:32,478 --> 00:12:34,387 - Double down. - What? 189 00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:36,567 You got an 11. You always double down on an 11. 190 00:12:36,638 --> 00:12:38,612 I know, but it's $200. It's blood money. 191 00:12:38,685 --> 00:12:40,627 - Mike, you gotta double down. - I can't double down. 192 00:12:40,702 --> 00:12:42,644 - Mike, if you don't look like you know what you're doing... - Will you stop for a second? 193 00:12:42,718 --> 00:12:44,889 - Just shut up, okay? I can't. - If you don't look like you know what you're doing... 194 00:12:44,957 --> 00:12:46,779 Just stop for a second! 195 00:12:49,309 --> 00:12:51,032 Double down. 196 00:12:53,437 --> 00:12:55,706 That's nice. 197 00:12:55,772 --> 00:12:57,627 Eighteen. Good. Eighteen's good. 198 00:13:02,460 --> 00:13:05,875 Twelve. Sixteen. 199 00:13:09,371 --> 00:13:11,378 Twenty-one. 200 00:13:12,987 --> 00:13:15,191 I'm telling you, baby, you always double down on an 11. 201 00:13:15,259 --> 00:13:17,266 - Well, obviously not always. - Always, baby. 202 00:13:17,338 --> 00:13:19,509 I'm just saying not in this particular case. 203 00:13:19,578 --> 00:13:22,393 - You always double... - I lost, okay? How could you say "always"? 204 00:13:22,458 --> 00:13:26,549 - Lady has 11. What would you like to do? - Um, I hit. 205 00:13:26,618 --> 00:13:30,163 - Fifteen. - I don't know what to do here. 206 00:13:30,233 --> 00:13:32,502 I'll hit again. 207 00:13:32,569 --> 00:13:34,424 Seventeen. 208 00:13:35,832 --> 00:13:38,799 Okay. I'll hit there. Okay. 209 00:13:38,872 --> 00:13:41,523 - Twenty-one. - Oh, my gosh! Twenty-one! 210 00:13:41,592 --> 00:13:44,275 I got it! Oh, my heavens. Thank you! 211 00:13:44,344 --> 00:13:46,253 Whee! 212 00:13:46,328 --> 00:13:49,011 Would you like to have some breakfast this morning, ma'am? 213 00:13:49,079 --> 00:13:52,494 Oh, I really shouldn't. But then again, it's a good idea. I'd love it. 214 00:13:52,567 --> 00:13:54,639 - Thank you so much! - Why not? By all means. 215 00:13:54,711 --> 00:13:56,566 - Take this ticket in with you when you go in. - Oh, thank you! 216 00:13:56,631 --> 00:13:58,486 - They'll fix you up. - You'll fix me up. 217 00:14:01,750 --> 00:14:04,946 That went plenty nice, baby. You're up 20 bucks. 218 00:14:05,014 --> 00:14:07,436 You know, I mean not counting what happened on the first table. 219 00:14:07,510 --> 00:14:09,615 - Thanks for clarifying that. - I'm down too, Mike. 220 00:14:09,685 --> 00:14:12,947 - Yeah? What'd you lose? - I don't know what I dropped. 221 00:14:13,013 --> 00:14:15,282 Let's see, I dropped probably 35 or... 222 00:14:15,349 --> 00:14:18,480 Don't give me that shit. You know exactly what you lost. What'd you drop? 223 00:14:18,549 --> 00:14:21,997 Twenty, all right? But I was down at least fifty. I'm sorry. I got lucky on the craps table. 224 00:14:22,068 --> 00:14:24,654 You shouldn't be sorry. You're a winner. I'm the fuckin' loser. 225 00:14:24,725 --> 00:14:26,896 - I'm the one who should be sorry. - Baby, don't talk that way. 226 00:14:26,964 --> 00:14:28,971 Could we just go, please? Could we go? 227 00:14:29,044 --> 00:14:30,899 Baby, look at me. Look at me. 228 00:14:30,964 --> 00:14:33,778 You're money. And you know what else? You're a big winner tonight. 229 00:14:33,844 --> 00:14:35,698 - I want to leave. - You're a big winner. 230 00:14:35,763 --> 00:14:38,414 I'm gonna ask you a simple question, and I want you to listen to me. 231 00:14:38,483 --> 00:14:42,574 Who's the big winner here tonight at the casino? Huh? 232 00:14:42,643 --> 00:14:45,032 - Mikey, that's who. Mikey's the big winner. - Okay. 233 00:14:45,106 --> 00:14:46,961 - Mikey wins. - What a fuckin' asshole. 234 00:14:47,026 --> 00:14:49,776 Fine, I'm an asshole. But you know what? You're the big winner tonight, Mikey. 235 00:14:49,842 --> 00:14:51,881 - You're the big winner in more ways than one. - There you two are. 236 00:14:51,954 --> 00:14:55,216 I walked around for an hour with that stupid scotch on my tray. 237 00:14:55,282 --> 00:14:57,649 We got knocked out pretty fast. 238 00:14:57,714 --> 00:14:59,852 - Ah, a couple of high rollers like yourself? - Can you believe it? 239 00:14:59,921 --> 00:15:02,158 - I'm gonna get you that scotch. - You know, forget about it. 240 00:15:02,225 --> 00:15:04,712 - I didn't even want it. I just wanted to order it. - Can I get you something else? 241 00:15:04,785 --> 00:15:07,785 I mean, you really shouldn't leave without getting something for free. 242 00:15:07,857 --> 00:15:09,711 Why ruin a perfect night? 243 00:15:09,777 --> 00:15:12,646 Listen, um, bring a single-malted, uh, Glengarry for me... 244 00:15:12,721 --> 00:15:14,575 and one for my boy Mikey here. 245 00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:17,575 And if you tell the bartender to go easy on the water, 246 00:15:17,648 --> 00:15:21,870 then this 50-cent piece has your name written all over it, okay? 247 00:15:21,935 --> 00:15:24,106 I want you to run along, 'cause I'll be timing you. 248 00:15:24,175 --> 00:15:28,517 I'm gonna keep time. One, two, three, four. 249 00:15:28,590 --> 00:15:31,787 - What an asshole. - Baby, that was money. Tell me that wasn't money. 250 00:15:31,855 --> 00:15:34,026 - That was so demeaning. - She smiled, baby. 251 00:15:34,095 --> 00:15:36,909 - I can't believe what an asshole you are. - No, baby, she smiled. 252 00:15:36,974 --> 00:15:39,789 - She was smiling at what an asshole you are. - No, no, no, no, no. 253 00:15:39,854 --> 00:15:42,342 - She was smiling at how money I was, what I did with her. - Could we get out of here? 254 00:15:42,414 --> 00:15:45,228 - I'm not gonna pay for a room. - Mike, what the hell do you want to get out of here for? 255 00:15:45,293 --> 00:15:47,628 - The honey baby's bringing us a cocktail. - What, are you nuts? 256 00:15:47,693 --> 00:15:49,962 - You think she's coming back here? - I know she's coming back. 257 00:15:50,029 --> 00:15:52,843 Did you hear what she said? "You shouldn't leave without getting something for free. " 258 00:15:52,909 --> 00:15:55,690 Baby, she wants to party. She wants to. 259 00:15:55,757 --> 00:15:57,611 I'm tired. We should just go. 260 00:15:57,676 --> 00:16:00,676 Baby, this is what we came for. Now, we met a beautiful baby, and she likes you. 261 00:16:00,748 --> 00:16:03,617 - She likes you. - Whatever. Daddy's gonna get her to bring a friend. 262 00:16:03,692 --> 00:16:06,725 Now, I don't care if I end up with her or one of her beautiful baby friends. 263 00:16:09,195 --> 00:16:12,392 It's just I been... I been out of the game for so long, man. 264 00:16:12,459 --> 00:16:16,255 - It's been like six years. - Listen, it's hard, I know. I been there myself. 265 00:16:16,331 --> 00:16:19,272 Not for six years or anything, but I've been there. 266 00:16:19,338 --> 00:16:21,826 The best thing you can do is just get back out there. 267 00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:25,792 It's just I... I'm not attracted to them. I keep thinking of my girlfriend. 268 00:16:25,865 --> 00:16:28,680 Then I'm trying to, like, maintain a conversation with them. 269 00:16:28,745 --> 00:16:32,356 Mike, do you even think I know what the hell they're saying to me half the time? 270 00:16:32,424 --> 00:16:34,758 I don't know if they're talking about how hard it is to be adopted... 271 00:16:34,825 --> 00:16:37,159 or how their dad can't show 'em affection. 272 00:16:37,224 --> 00:16:40,540 All I do, man, is stare at their mouth and wrinkle my eyebrows, 273 00:16:40,616 --> 00:16:43,136 and somehow I turn out to be a big sweetie, okay? 274 00:16:43,208 --> 00:16:46,590 Take this girl here. She's a waitress in Las Vegas. 275 00:16:46,664 --> 00:16:50,438 But I bet somewhere inside of her there is a very, very special dream. 276 00:16:50,503 --> 00:16:52,838 And no matter how hard I try, I won't... 277 00:16:52,903 --> 00:16:55,619 Hey, there she is, the most special lady in town, right? 278 00:16:55,687 --> 00:16:57,956 - Yup. - What time do you get off, uh, Christy? 279 00:16:58,023 --> 00:16:59,877 - 6:00. - 6:00, great. 280 00:16:59,942 --> 00:17:03,171 - Two Glengarrys down, easy on the water. - Fantastic. 281 00:17:03,238 --> 00:17:06,108 Uh, listen. Why don't you call a friend and have her meet the three of us... 282 00:17:06,181 --> 00:17:08,603 - at the Bamboo Lounge at 6:01? - You got it. 283 00:17:08,678 --> 00:17:11,612 - All right? - Sure. Hey. 284 00:17:14,181 --> 00:17:17,214 That was so fuckin' money. That was like the Jedi mind shit. 285 00:17:17,285 --> 00:17:19,968 See, that's what I'm trying to tell you, baby. Girls love that kind of stuff. 286 00:17:20,036 --> 00:17:21,924 They don't go for the sensitive shit. 287 00:17:21,988 --> 00:17:25,249 You start talking to 'em about, uh, you know, puppy dogs and ice cream. 288 00:17:25,316 --> 00:17:28,611 They know what you want to do. What do you think? You really think they don't know? 289 00:17:28,676 --> 00:17:31,326 - No. I know. - They know what you want, baby. Believe me. 290 00:17:31,395 --> 00:17:33,729 When you pretend it's just like a waste of their time. 291 00:17:33,796 --> 00:17:36,992 You're gonna take 'em that way eventually, right? Don't apologize for it. 292 00:17:37,059 --> 00:17:40,801 It's just that I get this thing where I want to be a gentleman and I wanna show respect. 293 00:17:40,867 --> 00:17:43,288 Oh, Mike. Respect, my ass. 294 00:17:43,362 --> 00:17:45,304 What they respect is honesty. 295 00:17:45,378 --> 00:17:49,087 Look, you see how they dress when they go out, right? They want you to notice 'em. 296 00:17:49,154 --> 00:17:52,220 All you're doin' is letting them know that it's working. Get off this respect kick. 297 00:17:52,290 --> 00:17:55,137 There's nothing wrong with letting the girls know that you're money... 298 00:17:55,201 --> 00:17:58,463 - and that you wanna party. - You ready to order? 299 00:17:58,529 --> 00:18:01,431 Yeah. I'll have a coffee... Two, uh, two coffees. 300 00:18:01,505 --> 00:18:04,025 And it says, uh, here, "Breakfast anytime. " 301 00:18:04,097 --> 00:18:06,366 That's right. 302 00:18:06,433 --> 00:18:10,077 I'll have the, uh, pancakes and the, uh, age of enlightenment, please. 303 00:18:10,144 --> 00:18:12,631 And for you? 304 00:18:12,704 --> 00:18:16,981 Oh, um, let's see, I'll have the, um, the Toucan. 305 00:18:17,055 --> 00:18:19,476 - Over easy. - I'll be back with the coffee. 306 00:18:19,551 --> 00:18:21,656 All right, great. Nice, baby. 307 00:18:21,727 --> 00:18:23,898 Renaissance. It went over her head. 308 00:18:23,967 --> 00:18:26,455 I should have said renaissance. Age of enlightenment. I... 309 00:18:26,527 --> 00:18:30,618 Oh, God! Like a Las Vegas waitress is gonna get an obscure French philosophical reference? 310 00:18:30,687 --> 00:18:32,890 It's like I'm trying to show off to her. 311 00:18:32,958 --> 00:18:35,708 I may as well have just said, "Let me jump your ignorant bones. " 312 00:18:35,774 --> 00:18:38,141 Don't even sweat her. We're gonna meet our honeys soon. 313 00:18:38,206 --> 00:18:40,791 - You know Christy's friend is gonna be money. - It's 20 to. 314 00:18:40,861 --> 00:18:44,057 - We gotta get out of here. - Baby, will you relax just for a minute here? 315 00:18:44,125 --> 00:18:47,060 Excuse me. We have... We're in a little bit of a hurry. 316 00:18:47,133 --> 00:18:48,987 Hang on, Voltaire. 317 00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:04,817 - I get paid for loving - Hmm 318 00:19:04,892 --> 00:19:07,095 Loving all the time 319 00:19:09,275 --> 00:19:11,130 - How're you doin', guys? - Hey, boys. 320 00:19:11,195 --> 00:19:13,650 - We almost gave up on you. - I'm sorry we're late. 321 00:19:13,723 --> 00:19:16,690 - There's, uh, no clocks in this town anywhere. - No harm done. 322 00:19:16,763 --> 00:19:18,617 - This is Lisa. - Hi. 323 00:19:18,682 --> 00:19:21,016 - I'm sorry. I never got your name. - I'm Mike. 324 00:19:21,082 --> 00:19:23,416 - Mike. - This is Trent. We call him Double Down. 325 00:19:23,482 --> 00:19:25,337 - Trent. - Stop right there. 326 00:19:25,402 --> 00:19:28,052 - Ladies, don't you always double down on an 11? - Always. 327 00:19:28,121 --> 00:19:29,976 - No matter what. Like splitting aces. - Whatever. 328 00:19:30,041 --> 00:19:32,561 - Hi, Lisa. I'm Trent. It's nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 329 00:19:32,633 --> 00:19:34,488 Lovely, uh, make-up job you have there. 330 00:19:34,553 --> 00:19:37,138 - Oh. Uh, Lisa works at the MGM Grand. - I'm a Dorothy. 331 00:19:37,208 --> 00:19:39,892 Oh, Lisa's a Dorothy. That's great. That's great. 332 00:19:41,432 --> 00:19:45,206 Well, we're not in Kansas anymore. 333 00:19:48,919 --> 00:19:52,214 So, uh, what do you guys do? 334 00:19:52,279 --> 00:19:54,734 Well, I'm a comedian. 335 00:19:59,318 --> 00:20:02,700 Um, do you ever play out here? I'd love to see you sometime. 336 00:20:02,774 --> 00:20:04,629 - No. - Why not? 337 00:20:04,694 --> 00:20:08,043 Well, there are, uh... You know, it's just different circuits. 338 00:20:08,118 --> 00:20:10,932 - It's hard to explain. You wouldn't understand. - Who's your booking agent? 339 00:20:10,997 --> 00:20:13,714 She... She knows... 340 00:20:13,781 --> 00:20:16,945 Actually, I don't have West Coast representation as of yet. 341 00:20:17,013 --> 00:20:19,598 Oh, who's your representation back East? 342 00:20:19,669 --> 00:20:23,662 I didn't... I sort of freelanced on my own, kind of found my own things. 343 00:20:23,732 --> 00:20:25,936 - 'Cause I... - So what do you do, Trent? 344 00:20:26,004 --> 00:20:28,851 - I'm a producer. - Oh! Cool! 345 00:20:28,916 --> 00:20:30,771 That's great. 346 00:20:30,836 --> 00:20:33,007 I'm really not supposed to drink here. 347 00:20:33,075 --> 00:20:37,450 We should go someplace else. How's my place? 348 00:20:37,523 --> 00:20:39,661 - Yeah, that's great. - Yeah? 349 00:20:39,731 --> 00:20:42,545 - All right? - Yeah, we... Yeah, sure. 350 00:20:42,610 --> 00:20:45,261 - Right. - Because if you can't drink here... 351 00:20:45,331 --> 00:20:47,185 - Then you can't drink. - Why not? 352 00:20:47,251 --> 00:20:50,065 - That'll be great. - Okay, great. Let's go. 353 00:20:50,194 --> 00:20:53,063 You were in Acapulco Beach? 354 00:20:53,138 --> 00:20:55,526 We watch that all the time. 355 00:20:55,601 --> 00:20:58,634 - No, no, no, no, wait. - Yeah, yeah. 356 00:20:58,705 --> 00:21:02,317 The worst was when I went in for this Afterschool Special, right? 357 00:21:02,385 --> 00:21:04,523 So I'm sitting in the waiting room, 358 00:21:04,592 --> 00:21:07,559 and there's all these little kids, uh, sitting in the waiting room with me. 359 00:21:07,632 --> 00:21:10,414 And I see that all the kids are signed in for the exact same role as me. 360 00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:13,262 - They're auditioning for the same role as you? - Right. 361 00:21:13,328 --> 00:21:17,353 So, uh, I check the time and the place. I'm where I'm supposed to be. 362 00:21:17,423 --> 00:21:21,100 I call my agent up. She says, "Trent, they asked for you specifically. " 363 00:21:21,167 --> 00:21:23,785 - What was the thing? - I don't know what it was. It was "Drugs are Bad. " 364 00:21:23,855 --> 00:21:26,473 "Jenny Eats Something. " Whatever. It's Afterschool Special bullshit. 365 00:21:26,543 --> 00:21:28,398 - Right. - "Jenny Eats Something. " 366 00:21:28,463 --> 00:21:32,074 The role I'm reading for is "brother. " I'm reading for the part of "brother. " 367 00:21:32,142 --> 00:21:34,564 Big brother or little brother? 368 00:21:34,638 --> 00:21:37,672 - Just brother, man. Just brother. - No. 369 00:21:37,742 --> 00:21:40,392 Just brother, right? Finally I get to go in and meet everyone, right? 370 00:21:40,461 --> 00:21:42,566 Mikey, I'm telling you, I was money. 371 00:21:42,637 --> 00:21:44,742 It's a starring role. I practiced for a week. 372 00:21:44,813 --> 00:21:48,391 So I'm reading with the casting director and, girls, I literally start crying. 373 00:21:48,461 --> 00:21:50,316 - No. - I swear to God. 374 00:21:50,381 --> 00:21:52,552 The casting director who's reading with me kinda gets caught up in the vibe. 375 00:21:52,621 --> 00:21:54,475 - She starts crying. - Oh! 376 00:21:54,541 --> 00:21:57,191 - Yeah, I swear to God. Swear to God. - Wow. 377 00:21:57,260 --> 00:22:00,162 So now she's crying. I'm crying. 378 00:22:00,236 --> 00:22:03,913 We're both kinda crying, but not the kind of crying that's like... 379 00:22:03,980 --> 00:22:06,401 But the kind of crying that's like we're trying not to cry. 380 00:22:06,475 --> 00:22:09,606 Do you know what I mean? Like we're not trying to... Whatever. It was very cool. 381 00:22:09,675 --> 00:22:12,293 So I finished reading with her. 382 00:22:12,363 --> 00:22:15,046 I finally hold up my finger, like give me a minute here. 383 00:22:15,114 --> 00:22:16,969 - Right. - Like give me a minute. 384 00:22:17,034 --> 00:22:20,329 More than that, 'cause I'm in it. But like I'm broke. 385 00:22:20,394 --> 00:22:24,322 Give me a second here. May I have a minute? 386 00:22:24,394 --> 00:22:28,322 So I put down my head, and the whole room sits in silence... 387 00:22:28,394 --> 00:22:30,248 for at least five minutes. 388 00:22:30,314 --> 00:22:32,168 - Swear to God, five minutes. - Whoa! 389 00:22:32,233 --> 00:22:34,437 I look up, everyone rips up in applause. 390 00:22:34,505 --> 00:22:38,083 The whole room is rip-roaring clapping it up for me, for big T, right? 391 00:22:38,152 --> 00:22:42,592 Everyone in the room is sitting there tearing their face. They're crying their eyes out. 392 00:22:42,664 --> 00:22:45,762 The guy working the camera, you know, just filming it? Got tears in his eyes. 393 00:22:45,831 --> 00:22:48,646 - Not the camera guy. - I swear to God, the camera guy. 394 00:22:48,711 --> 00:22:51,678 Not so much from my reading, although it had a lot to do with it, 395 00:22:51,751 --> 00:22:53,791 but, really, he had his own things going on. 396 00:22:53,864 --> 00:22:56,230 So the producer starts to talk to me. 397 00:22:56,295 --> 00:22:58,978 He says, "Trent, when you walked in this room, 398 00:22:59,047 --> 00:23:01,697 I didn't see Trent Walker come in here. " 399 00:23:01,766 --> 00:23:04,865 He said, "I saw big brother come in here. " Fuckin' great, right? 400 00:23:04,934 --> 00:23:07,421 He says, "You walked in with the role, you nailed it, you're great. " 401 00:23:07,494 --> 00:23:10,211 - So give me the fuckin' part. - Exactly. Right? 402 00:23:10,278 --> 00:23:14,980 Then he says to me... He says, "Trent, I gotta be honest with you. 403 00:23:15,045 --> 00:23:18,973 I think that it might be that you may be just a little bit old... 404 00:23:19,045 --> 00:23:21,434 for the role of brother. " 405 00:23:21,508 --> 00:23:23,930 So I felt confident, 'cause I gave a good read. 406 00:23:24,005 --> 00:23:26,819 I say to him, "Well, how old exactly is the role of brother?" 407 00:23:26,884 --> 00:23:28,739 - Here it comes. - 'Cause I'm tall. 408 00:23:28,804 --> 00:23:31,138 - Here it comes. - But I look young, Mike. Do I look young, girls? 409 00:23:31,203 --> 00:23:33,145 Yeah, you do. 410 00:23:33,220 --> 00:23:36,089 So he says to me... I swear to God he says this to me with a straight face. 411 00:23:36,163 --> 00:23:40,130 This fucking guy. "Eleven years old. " 412 00:23:40,258 --> 00:23:42,080 - And you said "double down. " - Double down. 413 00:23:42,114 --> 00:23:44,382 Because you know why? Because you make it happen on the bets. 414 00:23:44,450 --> 00:23:46,304 He's great, isn't he? 415 00:23:46,369 --> 00:23:49,685 But the truth of the matter was, you saw my picture, you saw my tape. 416 00:23:49,761 --> 00:23:52,444 You know I'm 24 years old. Why did you call me in? 417 00:23:52,512 --> 00:23:55,098 - Wow. - That's your great bit. 418 00:23:55,169 --> 00:23:58,780 Well, we all have stories. 419 00:23:58,848 --> 00:24:00,703 - Wow. - Yup. 420 00:24:07,935 --> 00:24:13,052 Uh, how rude of me. I never... I never gave you the... the tour. 421 00:24:33,757 --> 00:24:38,165 Come on home, girl He said with a smile 422 00:24:38,236 --> 00:24:42,393 You don't have to love me and let's get high a while 423 00:24:42,461 --> 00:24:47,065 But try to understand Try to understand 424 00:24:47,132 --> 00:24:50,034 - Ohh - I'm gonna check on my boy. 425 00:24:50,107 --> 00:24:53,304 Ohh, try 426 00:24:53,372 --> 00:24:55,379 Try to understand 427 00:24:55,452 --> 00:24:59,412 Try, try Try to understand 428 00:24:59,483 --> 00:25:02,068 He's a magic man 429 00:25:07,802 --> 00:25:09,744 I'm sure she'll call. 430 00:25:09,818 --> 00:25:11,956 I mean, six years is a long time. 431 00:25:12,026 --> 00:25:14,993 - You don't just break it off cleanly after six years. - But she did. 432 00:25:15,065 --> 00:25:17,880 - And she's with somebody else now. - Already? 433 00:25:17,945 --> 00:25:20,978 - Yeah. - Oh, you poor thing. 434 00:25:21,049 --> 00:25:23,634 - You know what? It won't last. - Why not? 435 00:25:23,704 --> 00:25:27,479 - It's a rebound. - We were a rebound and we lasted for six years. 436 00:25:27,544 --> 00:25:32,562 Well, yeah, but how long was the relationship she was rebounding from? 437 00:25:32,632 --> 00:25:35,152 Six years. 438 00:25:35,223 --> 00:25:37,558 Uh, can I check my messages real quick? 439 00:25:37,624 --> 00:25:40,438 - I have a calling card. It won't cost anything. - Yeah. 440 00:25:40,503 --> 00:25:42,675 - Are you sure? - Yeah, sure. The phone's in the back. 441 00:25:42,744 --> 00:25:45,078 - I'm not ruining tonight, am I? - No, it's okay. 442 00:25:45,143 --> 00:25:47,150 - Are you sure? - Yeah. Oh, I understand. 443 00:25:47,223 --> 00:25:49,077 - I'm sorry. - It's okay. 444 00:25:56,406 --> 00:25:58,260 T. 445 00:25:59,286 --> 00:26:01,140 Trent. 446 00:26:02,773 --> 00:26:05,555 Trent. 447 00:26:05,621 --> 00:26:08,207 I need to, uh, u... 448 00:26:08,277 --> 00:26:13,262 No. I gotta... I gotta use... I gotta use the phone. 449 00:26:13,332 --> 00:26:17,260 - You can check 'em tomorrow. - I need to use the phone. 450 00:26:17,332 --> 00:26:20,049 Okay? I'm sorry. 451 00:26:20,116 --> 00:26:21,971 Hold on. 452 00:26:24,499 --> 00:26:27,565 I'm sure I... They weren't in there that long. 453 00:26:27,635 --> 00:26:30,602 I don't think we're interrupting anything. 454 00:26:37,234 --> 00:26:39,089 I have a calling card. 455 00:26:39,154 --> 00:26:42,732 So it's a 800... it's a 800 number. 456 00:26:55,856 --> 00:26:59,653 - Six years? Oh, poor thing. - I know. 457 00:26:59,729 --> 00:27:01,583 - And you know what he said? - What? What? 458 00:27:01,648 --> 00:27:03,503 - And I believe him. - What? 459 00:27:03,568 --> 00:27:07,343 - He said, "I just want her to be happy. " - He said that? 460 00:27:07,408 --> 00:27:10,125 - It's so sweet. So sweet. - That is so sweet. 461 00:27:10,192 --> 00:27:12,461 - Oh. - I know. 462 00:27:12,527 --> 00:27:15,396 I'll make some coffee. 463 00:27:15,471 --> 00:27:18,056 Mmm. 464 00:27:37,933 --> 00:27:39,624 Did she call? 465 00:27:41,037 --> 00:27:44,898 - Oh! - Oh, Mike, I'm so... 466 00:27:44,972 --> 00:27:47,558 Oh, God. 467 00:27:47,629 --> 00:27:51,109 That's so bad. I'm sorry. 468 00:27:52,268 --> 00:27:55,235 It's gonna be okay. 469 00:27:55,308 --> 00:27:59,268 She asked me what I was thinking about. Did you want me to lie? 470 00:27:59,339 --> 00:28:02,306 You didn't have to get into it, baby. 471 00:28:02,379 --> 00:28:04,386 I'm sorry about interrupting you guys. 472 00:28:04,459 --> 00:28:07,841 Oh, don't worry about it. I just wanted you to have a good time, that's all. 473 00:28:07,914 --> 00:28:11,656 - Christy was nice. - Yeah, I really didn't like her that much, to be honest. 474 00:28:11,722 --> 00:28:15,519 - Why not? - I don't know, man. She just... She didn't really do it for me. 475 00:28:15,594 --> 00:28:20,328 What'd you think of that, uh, Dorothy girl? 476 00:28:20,393 --> 00:28:23,262 The whole Judy Garland thing kinda turned me on. 477 00:28:23,337 --> 00:28:26,785 - Does that make me some kind of a fag? - No, baby, you're money. 478 00:28:30,217 --> 00:28:33,512 - I don't think she liked me anyway. - Mike, I'm tellin' you, man. 479 00:28:33,576 --> 00:28:36,543 - She thought you were money. - I don't think so. 480 00:28:36,616 --> 00:28:39,583 I heard 'em both talking. Both those girls thought you were money. 481 00:28:39,656 --> 00:28:42,143 You're a good friend. 482 00:28:43,464 --> 00:28:46,311 Look, you take yourself outta the game. 483 00:28:46,375 --> 00:28:48,863 You start talkin' to 'em about puppy dogs and ice cream, 484 00:28:48,935 --> 00:28:52,000 of course it's going to end up on the friendship tip. 485 00:28:52,070 --> 00:28:53,925 I just don't think she liked me in that way. 486 00:28:53,990 --> 00:28:56,641 Baby, you are so money, and you don't even know it. 487 00:28:56,710 --> 00:29:01,019 Look, T, the girls don't go for me the way they go for you, okay? 488 00:29:01,094 --> 00:29:03,396 - Michelle went for you, right? - That's different. 489 00:29:03,462 --> 00:29:06,309 - Why? How is that different? - We were younger. It was college. 490 00:29:06,373 --> 00:29:09,188 You didn't go to college. You don't know how it is. The girls are young, they drink. 491 00:29:09,253 --> 00:29:13,027 - They don't know any better. - Do you know how stupid that sounds? 492 00:29:13,093 --> 00:29:17,827 Listen to me. Your self-esteem is low right now because she's with somebody else. 493 00:29:17,892 --> 00:29:21,504 But talkin' about it and thinkin' about it all the time, it's depressing. 494 00:29:21,572 --> 00:29:24,920 It's no good, man. 495 00:29:24,995 --> 00:29:26,850 I just need a little more time. 496 00:29:26,915 --> 00:29:29,915 Why, so you can sit around your stuffy apartment beating yourself up over it? 497 00:29:29,988 --> 00:29:33,599 - Remember the first week after she told you? - Don't remind me. 498 00:29:33,667 --> 00:29:37,561 Huh? Couldn't even leave your place. 499 00:29:37,634 --> 00:29:40,634 You know, you just sat around your stuffy apartment, 500 00:29:40,706 --> 00:29:44,382 sitting there, drinking orange juice, feeling sorry for yourself. 501 00:29:44,450 --> 00:29:47,678 Now look at you, man. Right? I mean, you got a part in a movie. 502 00:29:47,745 --> 00:29:50,233 - A day. - Whatever, Mike. It's work. You understand? 503 00:29:50,305 --> 00:29:54,495 You're doing what you love to do. What the hell is she doing now? 504 00:29:54,561 --> 00:29:57,430 Selling scrap metal. 505 00:29:57,505 --> 00:30:00,701 Okay. And this guy she's seeing, what the hell does he do? 506 00:30:00,768 --> 00:30:03,157 - He drives a carriage. - What? 507 00:30:03,233 --> 00:30:06,647 I heard he drives a carriage around Central Park or something. 508 00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:10,495 Oh, Mike, please! You're the fun-lovin', outgoing party guy, 509 00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:13,369 and you're sweatin' some lawn jockey. 510 00:30:13,439 --> 00:30:16,286 Jesus Christ! I'm tellin' you, man. 511 00:30:16,351 --> 00:30:19,929 You're better off without this girl. You gotta trust me on this, Mike. 512 00:30:19,999 --> 00:30:23,348 - All right, buddy? - Stop talking. Shut up. 513 00:30:23,423 --> 00:30:27,416 Okay, I'm gonna try. I promise you I will shut up if you shut the hell up. 514 00:30:27,486 --> 00:30:30,300 - We're gonna make this work. - You're damn right you're gonna try. 515 00:30:30,365 --> 00:30:33,115 Let's get home. 516 00:30:33,182 --> 00:30:37,208 - I'm a man of means by no means - Los Angeles. 517 00:30:37,278 --> 00:30:39,481 King of the road 518 00:30:39,549 --> 00:30:44,022 I know every engineer of every train 519 00:30:44,093 --> 00:30:47,256 All their children and all of their names 520 00:30:47,325 --> 00:30:51,186 And every handout in every town 521 00:30:51,260 --> 00:30:54,773 Every lock that ain't locked when no one's around 522 00:30:54,940 --> 00:30:57,754 I seen trailers for sale or rent 523 00:30:57,819 --> 00:31:00,088 - I don't think I'm gonna take it. - Look, it's a gig. 524 00:31:00,155 --> 00:31:02,010 This is definitely a step back for me. 525 00:31:02,075 --> 00:31:04,409 There's not much of a call for Shakespeare in this town. 526 00:31:04,474 --> 00:31:06,809 There's just something about being Goofy, all right? 527 00:31:06,875 --> 00:31:10,551 Any other Disney character would be fine. Mickey? Mickey's an icon. 528 00:31:10,619 --> 00:31:13,847 - Why does it have to be Goofy? - What do you want? You're tall. 529 00:31:13,914 --> 00:31:16,401 How am I gonna tell my parents? 530 00:31:16,474 --> 00:31:19,059 I still haven't told them I didn't get the series. 531 00:31:19,129 --> 00:31:21,518 You tested over a month ago. I'm sure they figured it out. 532 00:31:21,593 --> 00:31:25,040 It's like, "Mom, hi. I didn't get that pilot. 533 00:31:25,113 --> 00:31:28,593 By the way, I'm Goofy. Send more money. " 534 00:31:47,383 --> 00:31:49,238 Hey, Rob. 535 00:31:50,615 --> 00:31:53,517 You notice I didn't mention her once today. 536 00:31:53,590 --> 00:31:57,070 - I didn't want to say anything. - Oh, yeah? Why? 537 00:31:57,142 --> 00:32:00,720 Ah, it's kind of like not talking to your pitcher in the middle of a no-hitter. 538 00:32:00,790 --> 00:32:04,139 - What do you mean? Like you didn't want to jinx it? - Kinda. 539 00:32:04,214 --> 00:32:06,580 I don't talk about her that much. 540 00:32:06,646 --> 00:32:08,980 - I didn't mention her once today. - Tend the pin. 541 00:32:09,045 --> 00:32:12,012 The only reason I mentioned her at all was to tell you I'm not gonna talk about her anymore. 542 00:32:12,085 --> 00:32:14,670 - I thought you'd appreciate that. - I do. Good for you, Mikey. 543 00:32:17,844 --> 00:32:20,178 - Get there. - Play it out. 544 00:32:20,245 --> 00:32:23,757 - I decided to get back out there. - Good. Glad to hear it. 545 00:32:23,828 --> 00:32:27,210 - Can't make any more excuses for myself. - Excellent. 546 00:32:28,980 --> 00:32:31,696 Do you wanna hit the town tonight? 547 00:32:31,764 --> 00:32:34,797 Uh, I shouldn't. It's a weeknight. 548 00:32:34,867 --> 00:32:39,373 - You got a Pluto callback? - Yeah, kick me when I'm down. 549 00:32:39,443 --> 00:32:42,290 - All right. Count 'em up. - How many strokes? 550 00:32:42,354 --> 00:32:44,591 One, two, three... 551 00:32:48,818 --> 00:32:50,672 - Eight, nine. - What'd you get? 552 00:32:50,737 --> 00:32:53,072 - Eight or a nine. - I'll give you an eight. 553 00:32:53,137 --> 00:32:55,373 - What did you get? - I got an eight. 554 00:32:55,441 --> 00:32:58,670 Dead heat after one hole. It's turning into quite a rivalry. 555 00:32:58,737 --> 00:33:02,119 You better replace the pin, Chi Chi. The natives look restless. 556 00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:05,865 You bitch! You bitch! 557 00:33:05,936 --> 00:33:08,423 Chelios steals to Roenick. 558 00:33:08,495 --> 00:33:10,666 - Money! - Bitch! 559 00:33:10,736 --> 00:33:12,743 Sue, why is Gretzky on his ass again? 560 00:33:12,816 --> 00:33:16,263 - Gretzky's a little bitch. - God, this is such bullshit, man. This is bullshit! 561 00:33:16,335 --> 00:33:19,018 The Kings suck in this game. You should play another team. 562 00:33:19,087 --> 00:33:22,348 - I took the Kings to the Cup. - Yeah, against the computer with the offsides off. 563 00:33:22,415 --> 00:33:25,382 - They're a finesse team, bro. - They're a fuckin' bitch team. Score... Oh! 564 00:33:25,455 --> 00:33:27,942 You bitch! What a fuckin' bitch! 565 00:33:28,014 --> 00:33:29,989 - Watch out, motherfucker. - No, you do not fuckin' hit my elbow. 566 00:33:30,062 --> 00:33:32,451 It's not even so much me as it's Roenick. He's good. 567 00:33:32,526 --> 00:33:34,314 Oh, is that right? 568 00:33:34,381 --> 00:33:36,748 - Chelios steals to Roenick. - You bitch! 569 00:33:36,813 --> 00:33:39,115 Score Chicago! Ohh! 570 00:33:39,181 --> 00:33:41,036 - That was pretty. - Such fuckin' bullshit! 571 00:33:41,101 --> 00:33:43,556 But that was pretty, Sue. Check this out on the instant replay. 572 00:33:43,629 --> 00:33:45,898 - Dude, do not... - You said it was fuckin' bullshit. Check it out. 573 00:33:45,965 --> 00:33:48,648 Look at it! 574 00:33:48,716 --> 00:33:50,571 - Look at it! - I don't want to! 575 00:33:50,636 --> 00:33:53,570 Why do you think they put the instant replay in the fucking game? 576 00:33:53,644 --> 00:33:55,946 - God, you're unbelievable. - So you can see if it's bullshit. 577 00:33:56,012 --> 00:33:59,656 - I am unbelievable. Look at it. - Every goal you're gonna watch the instant replay? 578 00:33:59,724 --> 00:34:01,578 - Come on, man, I want to fuckin' play. - I want him to learn it. 579 00:34:01,644 --> 00:34:03,553 - I never get to play. - You should practice this when I'm not here. 580 00:34:03,627 --> 00:34:05,961 - Just fuckin' move it. - When I'm not here, will you practice this? 581 00:34:06,027 --> 00:34:08,034 - Wa, wa, wa, wa. - We'll play some more. He likes to get scored on. 582 00:34:08,107 --> 00:34:10,114 - Set the game up. - Great times. 583 00:34:13,546 --> 00:34:15,553 - Yeah? - Better play defense. 584 00:34:15,626 --> 00:34:18,593 Okay. Yeah, it's on the fourth floor. The elevator's broken, okay? 585 00:34:18,666 --> 00:34:21,000 Dude, it's Pink Dot. Would you buzz him in? Hit nine. 586 00:34:21,065 --> 00:34:23,716 I wish they still had fights in this game so I could bitch-slap Wayne. 587 00:34:23,785 --> 00:34:26,021 - They don't have fighting anymore? - Doesn't that suck? 588 00:34:26,089 --> 00:34:28,326 Why'd they get rid of the fighting? It's the best part of the old version. 589 00:34:28,393 --> 00:34:30,335 Kids were hitting each other or something, man. 590 00:34:30,409 --> 00:34:32,580 But you know what, Mike? You can make their heads bleed on this one. 591 00:34:32,649 --> 00:34:34,721 - Make somebody's head bleed. - No, we're in play-offs. 592 00:34:34,792 --> 00:34:37,890 I'm gonna make Wayne Gretzky's head bleed for super fan number 99 here. 593 00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:40,546 Mikey, get the door? 594 00:34:40,616 --> 00:34:42,721 - Yeah, give me some money. - Why do I have to give you money? 595 00:34:42,792 --> 00:34:45,442 Give me some fuckin' money. I'm not paying again. 596 00:34:45,511 --> 00:34:48,096 Jesus Christ. Pause the game. 597 00:34:48,167 --> 00:34:50,851 - Dude, I'm about to do my thing with the thing. - Pause the game! 598 00:34:50,919 --> 00:34:52,773 - I got fuckin' Wayne. - Pause it! 599 00:34:52,839 --> 00:34:56,133 All right, I'll pause it. Jesus Christ. Like you scored all day. 600 00:34:57,574 --> 00:34:59,646 - How much do you want? - Just give me some money. 601 00:34:59,718 --> 00:35:03,395 Okay, fine. Take my last 20. Here. Jesus fucking Christ. 602 00:35:05,094 --> 00:35:07,614 There it is, Mikey! Check it out. His head's bleeding. 603 00:35:07,685 --> 00:35:10,652 Mikey, check it out. His legs... Little Wayne's legs are shaking all over. 604 00:35:10,725 --> 00:35:13,954 - Fucking bitch! What did you do that for? - You're the fucking bitch! 605 00:35:14,021 --> 00:35:17,087 - What the fuck are you... Why did you un-pause it? - Come on, man. 606 00:35:17,157 --> 00:35:19,644 - C'mon, peaches. - Get the fuck off me. 607 00:35:19,716 --> 00:35:22,204 - I'm not kidding. - You know what? Look at you. Look at you. 608 00:35:22,277 --> 00:35:24,251 - You wanna kiss me. Look at you. - Get the fuck off. 609 00:35:24,324 --> 00:35:26,179 - Get off! - Look at you right now. 610 00:35:26,244 --> 00:35:28,797 - Get the fuck off me! - You're fuckin' makin' me sick! You want to kiss me! 611 00:35:28,867 --> 00:35:32,958 Hey, hold still. Hold on. It's the fuckin' Pink Dot guy. Hold on. 612 00:35:33,027 --> 00:35:36,322 Hey, Mikey! Mikey, is he cute? 613 00:35:36,387 --> 00:35:39,288 - Is he brown? - Maybe he'd like to come in and join us for a cocktail. 614 00:35:39,362 --> 00:35:41,217 - Is he polite? - Is he a brown man? 615 00:35:41,282 --> 00:35:44,064 If he's polite, have him come in. If he's polite, let him in. Is he clean? 616 00:35:44,130 --> 00:35:47,097 Have him come look. Have him take off his shoes. 617 00:35:47,170 --> 00:35:49,341 Michael, is he clean? I want to see him! 618 00:35:49,409 --> 00:35:53,086 Michael, I want to see him. Don't let him go! Don't let him go. 619 00:35:53,153 --> 00:35:55,574 Get off. I'm serious. Don't fuckin' do that shit. 620 00:35:55,649 --> 00:35:58,780 Oh, he got away from us. I'm sorry, Michael. Was he nice? 621 00:35:58,849 --> 00:36:03,737 You guys are assholes. Eat, eat, you fuckin' jackals. 622 00:36:03,808 --> 00:36:05,880 - Oh, yeah. - Nice. 623 00:36:05,952 --> 00:36:08,221 - What time is the party tonight? - It starts at 8:00. 624 00:36:08,288 --> 00:36:10,776 - Everybody'll get there around 10:00. - So, what, 11:00? 625 00:36:10,848 --> 00:36:12,953 - Midnight. - Midnight. 626 00:36:13,024 --> 00:36:16,569 I'm gonna bring an old friend from back home. He just moved out here. 627 00:36:16,639 --> 00:36:18,493 - Who, Rob? - Yeah, you know him. 628 00:36:18,559 --> 00:36:20,893 Yeah, he's cool. You'll like him. He's a rounder, Rob. 629 00:36:20,959 --> 00:36:23,097 - What does he do? - Uh, he's trying to be an actor. 630 00:36:23,166 --> 00:36:25,338 - What a surprise. - How novel. 631 00:36:25,407 --> 00:36:28,789 So the party started at 8:00. 632 00:36:28,863 --> 00:36:31,197 Why are we going to a bar at 10:00? 633 00:36:31,262 --> 00:36:34,644 To grab a drink before we meet the guys for a bite at 11:00. 634 00:36:34,718 --> 00:36:36,573 Where is this place? 635 00:36:36,638 --> 00:36:40,282 For some reason the cool bars in Hollywood have to be hard to find and have no sign. 636 00:36:40,349 --> 00:36:42,869 It's kind of like a speakeasy kind of thing. It's kinda cool. 637 00:36:42,941 --> 00:36:45,658 It's like you're in on some kind of secret, you know? 638 00:36:45,725 --> 00:36:49,554 You tell a chick you been someplace, it's like braggin' that you know how to find it. 639 00:37:03,739 --> 00:37:11,701 Excuse me. 640 00:37:15,418 --> 00:37:18,233 I'll get a Dewars on the rocks. What are you getting? 641 00:37:18,298 --> 00:37:21,112 - Uh, Budweiser. - A Dewars on the rocks and a Bud. 642 00:37:21,178 --> 00:37:24,560 God, I can't believe the women in this city. 643 00:37:24,633 --> 00:37:28,277 It's like the hottest one percent from... from all over the world... 644 00:37:28,345 --> 00:37:30,199 come to our gene pool. 645 00:37:30,265 --> 00:37:32,119 Darwinism at its best. 646 00:37:32,185 --> 00:37:35,032 - Yo, Mikey, what's up? - Charles! How you doin', man? 647 00:37:35,096 --> 00:37:37,485 - Ah, you know, man. You know. - You get that pilot? 648 00:37:37,559 --> 00:37:40,625 Nah, man. I know you didn't. Otherwise you wouldn't be askin' me, right? 649 00:37:40,695 --> 00:37:43,924 - That shit wasn't funny anyway. - Piece of shit. 650 00:37:43,991 --> 00:37:47,220 Charles, this is my friend Rob from back East. He just moved out here. 651 00:37:47,287 --> 00:37:49,142 - My pleasure. - How you doin', man? 652 00:37:49,207 --> 00:37:51,443 This is Charles. We went to network on a pilot. 653 00:37:51,510 --> 00:37:53,681 - Oh, yeah, I tested for one. - A month ago. 654 00:37:53,750 --> 00:37:57,099 - How'd your folks take it? - Actually, I haven't heard an official "no" yet. 655 00:37:57,174 --> 00:37:59,563 Oh, so you haven't told them yet. 656 00:37:59,638 --> 00:38:02,637 That's all right, man. I still haven't told my folks I didn't get Deep Space Nine. 657 00:38:02,710 --> 00:38:04,565 You figure they'd figure it out by now, right? 658 00:38:04,630 --> 00:38:06,866 - But Moms keeps asking me. - Boy, does it hurt when they ask. 659 00:38:06,933 --> 00:38:09,072 I don't even tell them about anything I'm close on anymore. 660 00:38:09,141 --> 00:38:11,279 Not 'til you book it. You know, you might get cut out. 661 00:38:11,349 --> 00:38:14,862 I'm considering taking a part as Goofy. 662 00:38:14,933 --> 00:38:17,747 - Well, at least it's Disney, right? - Yeah. 663 00:38:17,813 --> 00:38:20,714 Look, we're going to, uh, we're going to this party in the hills. 664 00:38:20,788 --> 00:38:23,723 Some modeling agency. Beautiful babies. You want to come with? 665 00:38:23,796 --> 00:38:26,348 Yeah, why not? This place is dead anyway. 666 00:38:26,419 --> 00:38:28,524 Let's go. 667 00:38:31,955 --> 00:38:34,159 No, no, no, no, no. Now, you got to admit... 668 00:38:34,227 --> 00:38:36,616 that the Steadicam shot in GoodFellas was the money. 669 00:38:36,691 --> 00:38:39,919 The basement of the... the restaurant, the Copa in New York. 670 00:38:39,987 --> 00:38:42,801 - Through the kitchen, Mike. - I heard it took them four days to light that shot. 671 00:38:42,866 --> 00:38:44,721 Four days? I don't know about four days. 672 00:38:44,786 --> 00:38:46,793 - Well, that's what I heard. - They have to hide all the lights. 673 00:38:46,866 --> 00:38:48,721 Jesus, that must've cost a fortune. 674 00:38:48,786 --> 00:38:51,601 That's nothing. You know how much money my man spent on that Vegas movie? 675 00:38:51,666 --> 00:38:53,520 Wait. You gotta be nuts to shoot in a casino. 676 00:38:53,586 --> 00:38:55,593 All right, ready. Mean Streets? 677 00:38:55,665 --> 00:38:58,698 - That's the dope. - Dude, dude. Reservoir Dogs. 678 00:38:58,769 --> 00:39:00,711 - Oh, stop with that fucking Reservoir Dogs. - Which one? 679 00:39:00,784 --> 00:39:03,239 The one right in the beginning where they're walking in slow motion, man. 680 00:39:03,312 --> 00:39:05,352 How can you even compare the two, man? 681 00:39:05,424 --> 00:39:07,911 Tarantino completely bites everything from Scorsese. 682 00:39:07,984 --> 00:39:09,839 - It's true. - He's derivative. 683 00:39:09,904 --> 00:39:12,075 You know what? You gotta admit that did look money. 684 00:39:12,143 --> 00:39:15,078 I heard they did that whole thing for under ten grand. 685 00:39:15,152 --> 00:39:17,191 I don't know what the big deal is. Everybody steals from everybody. That's movies. 686 00:39:17,263 --> 00:39:19,270 Let's get the hell out of here if we wanna make this party. 687 00:39:57,963 --> 00:40:00,167 Pick up the pieces Uh-huh 688 00:40:00,235 --> 00:40:02,177 Pick up the pieces All right 689 00:40:02,252 --> 00:40:06,531 Pick up the pieces 690 00:40:30,889 --> 00:40:32,744 Whoo 691 00:40:57,382 --> 00:40:59,771 Pick up the pieces 692 00:41:01,862 --> 00:41:08,927 Pick up the pieces 693 00:41:16,676 --> 00:41:19,611 Uhh Oh, suki, suki 694 00:41:21,317 --> 00:41:25,310 Hey Uhh, come on 695 00:41:25,380 --> 00:41:29,471 - How you been? Good to see you. - Hey, good to see you. 696 00:41:29,540 --> 00:41:31,874 - So who threw this party anyway? - Damned if I know. 697 00:41:31,939 --> 00:41:34,427 - Beats me. - Hey, I came with you. 698 00:41:34,499 --> 00:41:36,474 Nice. 699 00:41:36,547 --> 00:41:39,546 - Sue! - What's that guy's name again? Sue? 700 00:41:39,618 --> 00:41:42,880 Sue. Yeah. His dad was a big Johnny Cash fan from what I understand. 701 00:41:42,946 --> 00:41:45,433 - Oh, right, right, right. The song. - Yeah, "A Boy Named Sue. " 702 00:41:45,506 --> 00:41:48,256 So I think that's why he's such a mean cat. 703 00:41:48,322 --> 00:41:50,176 - That guy? - Oh, he's a bad guy. 704 00:41:50,242 --> 00:41:52,827 He don't look it. He's... No, he's mean. I seen him in a fight once. 705 00:41:52,897 --> 00:41:56,344 He had a guy and was fuckin' smackin' his head into the curb, like his mouth. 706 00:41:56,417 --> 00:41:59,712 Just fuckin' smash. His teeth came out. Just fucking, wha, wha, wha. 707 00:41:59,777 --> 00:42:02,427 Fuckin' blood came out of his fuckin' mouth. It was nasty, man. 708 00:42:02,496 --> 00:42:05,016 - Nice guy, though. That guy's cool. - Hey, big Mike. 709 00:42:05,088 --> 00:42:07,903 Hey, how're you doing? What are you doing here? 710 00:42:07,968 --> 00:42:10,204 - Marty invited me here. - Oh, yeah? Cool, cool. 711 00:42:10,272 --> 00:42:13,174 Thrill me, baby I need you 712 00:42:13,248 --> 00:42:16,630 - She looking at me now? - No. 713 00:42:18,207 --> 00:42:21,502 - How 'bout now? Is she looking over here now? - No. 714 00:42:26,110 --> 00:42:29,241 What about now? Is she looking now? 715 00:42:29,311 --> 00:42:31,961 No, she's not looking at you, dude. Will you quit asking me if she's looking at you? 716 00:42:32,030 --> 00:42:36,121 - She hasn't looked at you... Wait, she just looked. - See what I'm sayin', man? 717 00:42:36,190 --> 00:42:39,059 You understand? 718 00:42:39,133 --> 00:42:41,402 I got some friends I wanna go meet. I'll talk to you later. 719 00:42:41,469 --> 00:42:43,476 - Nice to see you. I'll give you a call. - All right. Take care. 720 00:42:43,549 --> 00:42:45,404 - All right, man. - Who's that? 721 00:42:45,469 --> 00:42:47,574 I don't know, man. 722 00:42:52,028 --> 00:42:54,843 - You know, there's so many beautiful women. - Unbelievable, dude. 723 00:42:54,908 --> 00:42:57,875 - Unbelievable. - Okay, I gotta try once. 724 00:42:57,948 --> 00:42:59,955 - You're a better man than I am, Charlie Brown. - I have to. 725 00:43:00,028 --> 00:43:01,882 - I made a promise to myself. - Go. Go for it. 726 00:43:01,948 --> 00:43:04,435 I have to get out there sooner or later, right? So I gotta go now. 727 00:43:04,507 --> 00:43:07,474 - Okay, you're gonna be my wing man? - I'll be your winger. 728 00:43:21,625 --> 00:43:23,894 Hi. Uh, how are you ladies doing this evening? 729 00:43:25,529 --> 00:43:27,918 What do you drive? 730 00:43:27,993 --> 00:43:30,131 E- Excuse me? 731 00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:33,331 What kind of a car do you drive? 732 00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:35,735 Uh, Cavalier. 733 00:43:35,801 --> 00:43:38,997 See what I mean? It's the same old shit all the time. 734 00:43:39,064 --> 00:43:42,195 It's... It's red. I have... It's a red Cavalier. 735 00:43:42,264 --> 00:43:44,849 That's nice. 736 00:43:46,519 --> 00:43:48,526 - How are you guys doing? - It's on, Mike. It's on. 737 00:43:48,599 --> 00:43:50,770 - Yeah? Which one? - Uh, Groucho. 738 00:43:50,839 --> 00:43:52,694 With the cigar? 739 00:43:54,007 --> 00:43:56,210 - She's cute, man. - Jesus Christ. 740 00:43:56,278 --> 00:43:58,133 What's wrong? 741 00:43:58,198 --> 00:44:01,329 - Mike, you just looked right at her. - Come on, she didn't notice. 742 00:44:01,398 --> 00:44:04,049 - Yeah, she did. - I better go in early now. 743 00:44:04,118 --> 00:44:06,932 - I'm sorry, man. I didn't know. - Don't sweat it, Mike. 744 00:44:06,998 --> 00:44:09,102 It's gonna be a lay-up. 745 00:44:09,173 --> 00:44:11,410 36-24-36 What a winnin' hand 746 00:44:11,477 --> 00:44:13,898 - Uh... - How're you guys doing? 747 00:44:13,973 --> 00:44:16,144 - Not well. - What, rejected? 748 00:44:16,213 --> 00:44:18,068 "Shaqued. " 749 00:44:18,133 --> 00:44:20,783 Just watch old T-bone there and learn. 750 00:44:20,853 --> 00:44:25,141 She's a brick house 751 00:44:25,269 --> 00:44:29,172 My whole life people have told me I have this star quality. 752 00:44:29,206 --> 00:44:31,507 - Have they? - Well, I don't know if it's true. 753 00:44:31,572 --> 00:44:34,059 But, well, this one time... this is really stupid... 754 00:44:34,132 --> 00:44:36,368 - But in kindergarten, you know... - It's all right. 755 00:44:36,436 --> 00:44:39,664 You know how you have those little crushes? I had this crush on this guy Lee. 756 00:44:39,732 --> 00:44:43,309 He was really cute, and he wore Lee Jeans. They said "Lee. " 757 00:44:43,379 --> 00:44:46,194 Anyway, I really liked him. And then one day he told me I was ugly. 758 00:44:46,259 --> 00:44:49,575 I started crying, and my teacher was, like, 759 00:44:49,650 --> 00:44:52,617 "Deidre, you are so emotional. You are so dramatic. 760 00:44:52,690 --> 00:44:54,828 You should be an actress!" 761 00:44:54,898 --> 00:44:57,865 - It was, like, that's it! I should be an actress. 762 00:44:57,937 --> 00:45:00,457 And you know what? I can cry on cue. 763 00:45:00,529 --> 00:45:02,384 - Yeah! Well, totally. - Uh-huh. 764 00:45:02,449 --> 00:45:05,318 Well, that's really been sort of my thing, you know. It got me into Juilliard. 765 00:45:05,393 --> 00:45:07,564 And the agent said to me afterwards that he thought... 766 00:45:07,632 --> 00:45:09,487 he really was reminded by me... 767 00:45:09,552 --> 00:45:11,624 of Tina Yothers, you know, from Family Ties. 768 00:45:11,696 --> 00:45:13,965 And he said I looked just like her. 769 00:45:20,944 --> 00:45:25,221 She's the one, the only one Built like an Amazon, Yeah 770 00:45:25,295 --> 00:45:27,597 Was that money or what? 771 00:45:27,663 --> 00:45:30,151 Kind of a dick move, if you ask me. 772 00:45:30,222 --> 00:45:32,295 Why, baby? What'd I do wrong? 773 00:45:32,367 --> 00:45:35,116 - You asked a girl for her number and you tore it up. - She didn't see that. 774 00:45:35,182 --> 00:45:37,571 - It doesn't matter. - That was pretty cold, dude. 775 00:45:37,646 --> 00:45:40,067 What was so cold about it? 776 00:45:42,445 --> 00:45:44,300 Right. 777 00:45:44,365 --> 00:45:47,332 See, man, you can't roll with that. She's business class. 778 00:45:47,405 --> 00:45:50,787 - Business class? - Big butt. You know, can't fly coach? 779 00:45:50,861 --> 00:45:52,716 You guys are terrible. 780 00:45:54,060 --> 00:45:57,672 Gentlemen, out of Glenfiddich. 781 00:45:57,741 --> 00:46:00,228 - What else is going on? - Could hit the Dresden. 782 00:46:00,300 --> 00:46:02,155 Perfect. 783 00:46:02,220 --> 00:46:06,082 Well, this place is dead anyway, man. Let's do it. 784 00:47:09,990 --> 00:47:12,805 What do you say, man? 785 00:47:12,870 --> 00:47:15,106 You can tell by the way I use my walk 786 00:47:15,174 --> 00:47:17,540 I'm a woman's man No time to talk 787 00:47:17,605 --> 00:47:19,460 - Hi, friends. - The music's loud and women warm 788 00:47:19,525 --> 00:47:22,492 I've been kicked around since I was born 789 00:47:22,565 --> 00:47:26,013 Now it's all right, it's okay You may look the other way 790 00:47:26,085 --> 00:47:30,307 - You can try to understand - New York Times' effect on man 791 00:47:30,372 --> 00:47:32,259 Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother 792 00:47:32,325 --> 00:47:34,659 We're staying alive Staying alive 793 00:47:34,724 --> 00:47:36,829 Feel the city shaking and everybody's breaking 794 00:47:36,900 --> 00:47:39,136 I'm staying alive Staying alive 795 00:47:39,203 --> 00:47:46,273 Ah, ha, ha, ha Staying ali-ive 796 00:47:46,339 --> 00:47:49,917 Ahh, ahh 797 00:47:55,330 --> 00:47:58,330 Yeah, I know what you're saying, man. I just don't know what to tell you. 798 00:47:58,401 --> 00:48:00,573 I mean, does it have to be Goofy? 799 00:48:00,642 --> 00:48:03,937 You know, I was Hamlet two months ago Off-Broadway, and I was good. 800 00:48:04,002 --> 00:48:06,140 - Yeah. - Wow! 801 00:48:06,209 --> 00:48:10,333 - Someone got out of school early today. - They like our vibe. 802 00:48:14,624 --> 00:48:17,275 - Oh, it's on. - It's definitely on. 803 00:48:17,344 --> 00:48:19,198 Feel the city shaking and everybody's breaking 804 00:48:19,264 --> 00:48:21,500 We're staying alive Staying alive 805 00:48:21,568 --> 00:48:25,691 - Ah, ha, ha, ha, staying alive Staying alive - God bless you guys. 806 00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:33,462 Ah, ha, ha, ha Staying ali-ive 807 00:48:33,535 --> 00:48:35,990 Ahh, ahh 808 00:48:39,038 --> 00:48:43,740 Hi, can I get a Dewars on the, uh, Dewars on the rocks? 809 00:48:45,118 --> 00:48:48,892 - I-I can't even get this guy to notice me. 810 00:48:48,958 --> 00:48:51,772 You're laughing at me? That's funny to you, huh? 811 00:48:51,837 --> 00:48:54,488 Great. Good. Great day. 812 00:48:54,557 --> 00:48:56,728 I- I'm sorry. I shouldn't. 813 00:48:56,797 --> 00:49:00,409 - Let me make it up to you. - Hang on, Nick. 814 00:49:00,477 --> 00:49:03,378 That's pretty... They know you around here, huh? 815 00:49:03,452 --> 00:49:06,005 Uh, hi. I'll have a Dewars on the rocks, please. 816 00:49:06,076 --> 00:49:10,647 And some more olives for... for our little friend here. 817 00:49:10,715 --> 00:49:13,781 Do I know you? I mean, where do I know you from? 818 00:49:13,851 --> 00:49:17,844 Um, you ever been to the Ha-Ha Hole on Pico? 819 00:49:17,915 --> 00:49:20,784 - Hmm, no. - No? You're sure? Monday nights, open mike? 820 00:49:20,858 --> 00:49:23,575 - I host an open mike there. - Hmm, no. 821 00:49:23,642 --> 00:49:25,944 Oh, you're... you're a comedian. 822 00:49:26,010 --> 00:49:28,530 Yeah. 823 00:49:28,602 --> 00:49:32,311 Yeah, it's a dream, you know. It's a lot of hard work and travel and, uh, hotels. 824 00:49:32,377 --> 00:49:35,573 I have a new booking agent, though, so I'm part of the whole Vegas circuits. 825 00:49:35,642 --> 00:49:39,700 The money's pretty good. I might buy a car, I think. You know, a foreign car. 826 00:49:39,769 --> 00:49:42,103 Treat myself. I figure I worked for it. Why not? 827 00:49:42,168 --> 00:49:45,070 I know where it is. Starbucks. 828 00:49:45,145 --> 00:49:48,014 I served you an espresso at Starbucks. 829 00:49:48,088 --> 00:49:51,349 Espresso. An espresso. Yes, that's my drink. That's probably it. 830 00:49:51,415 --> 00:49:53,270 That's great. Isn't that funny? 831 00:49:53,335 --> 00:49:55,408 You came in and asked me for an application. 832 00:49:55,479 --> 00:49:58,447 And then I took you and introduced you to my manager. 833 00:50:00,983 --> 00:50:03,732 Must've been a while ago, 'cause right now I have a booking agent. 834 00:50:03,798 --> 00:50:06,668 'Cause I've been... I have a booking agent now that I've got. 835 00:50:06,742 --> 00:50:08,597 - No. - Yeah. 836 00:50:08,662 --> 00:50:11,150 - It was about two weeks ago. - It was probably more. 837 00:50:11,222 --> 00:50:13,872 Probably longer, 'cause things have been going very well lately. 838 00:50:13,942 --> 00:50:15,797 I haven't been looking for a job in a while. 839 00:50:15,862 --> 00:50:18,513 It could have been someone who looks like me, 'cause there's a lot of people who look kinda... 840 00:50:18,582 --> 00:50:22,094 - See, I have a face that's similar... - You better pay the man. 841 00:50:22,165 --> 00:50:26,126 Here's the, uh... Here's... Just take this. 842 00:50:26,197 --> 00:50:29,164 I've been doing very well. Thank you. Uh, thank you... 843 00:50:29,237 --> 00:50:31,473 - Nikki. - Nikki. Thank you, Nikki. 844 00:50:31,540 --> 00:50:33,395 Mm-hmm. 845 00:50:36,116 --> 00:50:38,931 - We got digits, baby. - Yeah, what a surprise. 846 00:50:38,996 --> 00:50:41,385 What's wrong with you? I saw you talkin' to a beautiful brunette baby. 847 00:50:41,460 --> 00:50:43,794 She didn't like me, okay? I made a fool of myself. 848 00:50:43,859 --> 00:50:47,154 - Baby, don't talk that way. - You're so money, and you don't even know it. 849 00:50:47,219 --> 00:50:50,601 - That's what I keep tryin' to tell him. - Could you not mess with me? 850 00:50:50,674 --> 00:50:53,423 - Baby, we're not messing with you. - We're not. 851 00:50:53,491 --> 00:50:56,687 You know what you are? You're like a big bear with claws and fangs, man. 852 00:50:56,754 --> 00:50:59,241 - Big fuckin' teeth, man. - Yeah, big fuckin' teeth on ya. 853 00:50:59,313 --> 00:51:02,444 She's just like this little bunny who's just kinda cowering in the corner. 854 00:51:02,513 --> 00:51:05,328 - Shivering. - Yeah, man, just kinda... 855 00:51:05,393 --> 00:51:08,208 You got these claws and you're staring at these claws, and you're thinkin' to yourself, 856 00:51:08,273 --> 00:51:10,858 with these claws, you're thinkin', "How am I supposed to kill this bunny?" 857 00:51:10,929 --> 00:51:12,784 You're pokin' at it, man. 858 00:51:12,849 --> 00:51:15,344 You're not hurtin' it. You're just kinda gently battin' the bunny around. 859 00:51:15,472 --> 00:51:17,823 You know what I mean? And the bunny's scared of you. 860 00:51:17,857 --> 00:51:20,175 - And it's shivering. - You got the fucking claws! 861 00:51:20,240 --> 00:51:23,556 These claws and these fangs! You're looking at your claws and your fangs. 862 00:51:23,631 --> 00:51:26,118 You're thinking to yourself, "I don't know what to do, man. 863 00:51:26,191 --> 00:51:29,802 I don't know how to kill the bunny. " With this, you don't know how to kill the bunny! 864 00:51:29,871 --> 00:51:32,358 You're like a big bear, man. 865 00:51:32,430 --> 00:51:35,081 - So you're not just fuckin' with me? - No, I'm not fucking with you! 866 00:51:35,150 --> 00:51:37,004 - Honestly! - Mike, I'm telling you, you're money. 867 00:51:37,069 --> 00:51:38,924 You're so fucking money. 868 00:51:38,989 --> 00:51:41,160 I want you to go over to that girl and I want you to get those digits. 869 00:51:41,229 --> 00:51:43,084 - You're money. - Come here a second. Listen to me. 870 00:51:43,149 --> 00:51:45,637 Look it, when you go up to talk to her, man, 871 00:51:45,709 --> 00:51:50,596 I don't want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie everyone's really hoping makes it happen. 872 00:51:50,668 --> 00:51:53,635 I want you to be like the guy in the rated R movie, you know? 873 00:51:53,708 --> 00:51:55,977 The guy you're not sure whether or not you like yet. 874 00:51:56,044 --> 00:51:58,378 You're not sure where he's coming from, okay? You're a bad man. 875 00:51:58,444 --> 00:52:00,615 You're a bad man. You're a bad man. 876 00:52:00,684 --> 00:52:02,789 Bad man. 877 00:52:39,817 --> 00:52:42,151 All right, all right. 878 00:52:43,720 --> 00:52:46,175 See, baby, it's not that hard. 879 00:52:46,248 --> 00:52:48,451 - 818? - 310. 880 00:52:48,519 --> 00:52:50,526 Nice. 881 00:52:50,599 --> 00:52:52,988 - So how long do I wait to call? - A day. 882 00:52:53,063 --> 00:52:55,364 - Tomorrow. - Mm-mmm. 883 00:52:55,431 --> 00:52:57,285 - Tomorrow, then a day. - Yeah. 884 00:52:57,350 --> 00:53:00,220 - So two days. - Yeah, I guess you could call it that... two days. 885 00:53:00,294 --> 00:53:02,629 Definitely. Two days is like industry standard. 886 00:53:02,695 --> 00:53:07,167 I used to wait two days to call anybody, but now it's like everyone in town waits two days. 887 00:53:07,238 --> 00:53:09,147 So I think three days is kinda money. What do you think? 888 00:53:09,221 --> 00:53:11,905 - Two's enough not to look anxious. - Two's enough not to look anxious. 889 00:53:11,974 --> 00:53:14,078 But I think three days is kinda money. 890 00:53:14,149 --> 00:53:16,004 Maybe I'll wait three weeks. How's that? 891 00:53:16,069 --> 00:53:18,306 And tell her I was cleaning out my wallet and I just happened to run into her number. 892 00:53:18,373 --> 00:53:20,227 - Then ask her where you met her. - Yeah. 893 00:53:20,292 --> 00:53:22,943 I don't remember. What does she look like? Then I'll ask if we fucked. 894 00:53:23,013 --> 00:53:25,184 Would that... T, would that be the money? 895 00:53:25,252 --> 00:53:27,259 You know what? Ha, ha, ha, Mike. Laugh all you want. 896 00:53:27,332 --> 00:53:32,449 But if you call too soon, you might scare off a nice baby who's ready to party. 897 00:53:32,515 --> 00:53:36,671 - How long are you guys gonna wait to call your babies? - Six days. 898 00:53:36,740 --> 00:53:41,180 Different, I don't know, schools of philosophy, they all can fight each other. 899 00:53:43,171 --> 00:53:46,466 - I think I like this town. - No, no, gotta go to New Orleans. 900 00:53:46,531 --> 00:53:48,385 Hey, how're you doin'? 901 00:53:49,602 --> 00:53:51,871 Watch where you're going, asshole. 902 00:53:51,938 --> 00:53:53,793 What'd you say, bitch? 903 00:53:56,226 --> 00:53:58,909 I said watch where you're going, bitch. 904 00:53:58,978 --> 00:54:02,589 - Oh, so you want something. - Hey, fucker. Hey. 905 00:54:02,657 --> 00:54:04,828 - Fuck him up. - Smack that fuckin' bitch. 906 00:54:04,896 --> 00:54:07,482 - Yeah, motherfucker. - You got a fucking problem with me, bitch? 907 00:54:07,553 --> 00:54:10,335 Come on! Yeah, I got a fuckin' problem, motherfucker! 908 00:54:10,401 --> 00:54:13,051 - Yeah, come on! - You're the fuckin' bitch, baby! 909 00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:16,349 - Come on, bitch. You little fuckin' pussy! - Come on, punk, do it. 910 00:54:16,415 --> 00:54:18,325 - Slap that bitch. - Roll up, bitch. 911 00:54:18,400 --> 00:54:22,196 - Hey, you're a fuckin' bitch! You're a fuckin' bitch! - You wanna go? 912 00:54:22,272 --> 00:54:24,989 I'll show you who the fucking bitch is! 913 00:54:25,055 --> 00:54:27,160 Huh? 914 00:54:27,231 --> 00:54:30,230 You're the fucking bitch! 915 00:54:30,303 --> 00:54:32,692 Motherfucker! 916 00:54:38,974 --> 00:54:42,269 - What the fuck? - You asshole! Didn't you see Boyz N the Hood? 917 00:54:42,333 --> 00:54:45,268 - Now one of us is gonna get shot. - He ain't gonna do anything. 918 00:54:45,341 --> 00:54:47,610 - You fuckin' asshole. - What a fuckin' dick. 919 00:54:47,677 --> 00:54:50,492 What the fuck did you want me to do, back down? He called me a bitch. 920 00:54:50,557 --> 00:54:54,005 - We kept our rep, bro. - Fuck rep, man. I got a callback tomorrow. 921 00:54:54,077 --> 00:54:56,313 Yeah, I gotta get up early tomorrow. 922 00:54:58,397 --> 00:55:02,903 What the fuck are you carrying a gun for? In case somebody steps to you, Snoop Dogg? 923 00:55:02,972 --> 00:55:04,946 Hey, man, you're not from here. You don't know how it is. 924 00:55:05,019 --> 00:55:06,994 - I grew up in L.A. - Anaheim. 925 00:55:07,068 --> 00:55:10,515 Whatever, man. It's different out here. It's not like New York, Mikey. 926 00:55:10,587 --> 00:55:14,067 Fuckin' A right, it's not like New York. Out here you can avoid trouble. 927 00:55:14,139 --> 00:55:17,684 It's not like you live in Compton, Sue, with bullets whizzing by your head. 928 00:55:17,754 --> 00:55:20,820 You live in a good neighborhood, man. In New York trouble finds you. 929 00:55:20,890 --> 00:55:24,468 - People get carjacked. - Oh, man, who would ever carjack your fuckin' K car? 930 00:55:24,538 --> 00:55:26,709 He's right, Sue. You don't need to carry a gat. 931 00:55:26,778 --> 00:55:29,112 Just 'cause I had the balls to stand up to these guys... 932 00:55:29,177 --> 00:55:31,511 Like fuckin' House of Pain was gonna do anything? 933 00:55:31,577 --> 00:55:35,090 - You like in this fucking fantasy world. - Wha... 934 00:55:35,161 --> 00:55:38,063 What about you, Mikey? At least I fuckin' have balls, man. 935 00:55:38,137 --> 00:55:41,933 You're always whining about some bitch that left you a year ago! 936 00:55:42,008 --> 00:55:44,429 It was six months ago, and she didn't leave me. 937 00:55:44,504 --> 00:55:47,471 Whatever, man! You're like a fuckin' little whiny bitch, man. 938 00:55:47,544 --> 00:55:50,359 Oh, whoopee, you got a number tonight? You're gonna fuck it up. 939 00:55:50,424 --> 00:55:54,646 - Hey, Sue. - No. Have you gotten laid once since you moved out here? 940 00:55:54,711 --> 00:55:57,678 - Have you fucked once? - Why don't you shut the fuck up for a little bit? 941 00:55:57,751 --> 00:56:00,085 I know for a fact that you haven't. You know how I know? 942 00:56:00,151 --> 00:56:03,118 - 'Cause you never shut up about it! - Shut the fuck up, Sue! 943 00:56:03,190 --> 00:56:05,874 - Ah, he's fuckin' right. - Shut up! Hey, Mike, come here. 944 00:56:05,943 --> 00:56:08,976 Mike, come back here! Mike, come back here! 945 00:56:09,046 --> 00:56:11,763 - He was fuckin' pissing me off! - Just shut the fuck up. 946 00:56:11,830 --> 00:56:15,277 Just shut the fuck up. I don't even want to fuckin' talk to you right now. 947 00:56:15,349 --> 00:56:18,032 - I do... - Shut the fuck up! 948 00:56:32,948 --> 00:56:35,435 You have no messages. 949 00:57:27,471 --> 00:57:30,951 Hi, this is Nikki. Leave a message. 950 00:57:31,023 --> 00:57:33,260 Hi. Uh, Nikki, this is Mike. 951 00:57:33,327 --> 00:57:36,872 I met you at the, um, at the Dresden, uh, tonight. 952 00:57:36,942 --> 00:57:40,651 Uh, I just called t-to say that I had a great time... 953 00:57:40,718 --> 00:57:43,980 and you should call me tomorrow, or in, uh, t-two days, uh, whatever. 954 00:57:44,046 --> 00:57:45,955 Anyway, uh, my number... 955 00:57:46,030 --> 00:57:50,764 is 213-555-4679... 956 00:58:04,748 --> 00:58:07,562 Hi, this is Nikki. Leave a message. 957 00:58:07,628 --> 00:58:09,482 Hi, uh, Nikki, this is Mike again. 958 00:58:09,547 --> 00:58:12,362 I just called 'cause it sounded like your machine might've cut me off... 959 00:58:12,427 --> 00:58:15,242 when, uh, when I... before I finished leaving my number. 960 00:58:15,307 --> 00:58:18,438 Anyway, uh... And also, uh, sorry to call so late, 961 00:58:18,507 --> 00:58:22,281 but you were still at the Dresden when I left, so I knew I'd get your machine. 962 00:58:22,347 --> 00:58:24,713 Anyhow, uh, uh, my number's 2-1... 963 00:58:32,394 --> 00:58:35,012 Hi, this is Nikki. Leave a message. 964 00:58:35,082 --> 00:58:38,856 213-555-4679. That's it. Just wanna leave my number. 965 00:58:38,921 --> 00:58:42,237 I didn't want you to think I was weird or desperate or... 966 00:58:43,336 --> 00:58:45,191 We should just, uh, hang out... 967 00:58:45,256 --> 00:58:47,111 and, uh, see where it goes. 968 00:58:47,176 --> 00:58:49,990 'Cause it's nice and, uh, you know, no expectations. 969 00:58:50,056 --> 00:58:52,870 So, okay? Thanks a lot. Bye-bye. 970 00:59:06,982 --> 00:59:09,316 Hi, this is Nikki. Leave a message. 971 00:59:09,382 --> 00:59:11,717 I just got out of a six-year relationship, okay? 972 00:59:11,782 --> 00:59:15,556 That should help explain why I'm acting so weird. I just wanted you to know that. 973 00:59:15,621 --> 00:59:18,436 It's not you, it's me. I'm sorry. 974 00:59:20,710 --> 00:59:22,368 This is Mike. 975 00:59:31,013 --> 00:59:33,347 Hi, this is Nikki. Leave a message. 976 00:59:33,412 --> 00:59:36,227 Hi, Nikki, this is Mike. Could you just, uh, call me when you get in? 977 00:59:36,292 --> 00:59:39,106 I'm gonna be up for a while and I'd rather speak to you in person... 978 00:59:39,171 --> 00:59:41,343 instead of trying to fit it all into... 979 00:59:41,412 --> 00:59:43,484 Fuck! 980 00:59:50,786 --> 00:59:53,820 Hi, this is Nikki. Leave a message. 981 00:59:55,234 --> 00:59:57,241 Uh, Nikki? M-Mike. 982 00:59:58,690 --> 01:00:00,665 It's, uh, uh... It's just, uh... 983 01:00:00,737 --> 01:00:02,592 This just isn't working out. 984 01:00:02,657 --> 01:00:05,886 I- I think you're great, but, uh, I-I... 985 01:00:05,953 --> 01:00:08,953 Maybe we should just take some time off from each other. 986 01:00:09,025 --> 01:00:12,799 It's not you, it's me. It's what I'm going through. 987 01:00:12,864 --> 01:00:15,199 All right? Uh, i-i-it's, it... 988 01:00:15,265 --> 01:00:18,079 It's only been six months... 989 01:00:18,144 --> 01:00:20,697 - Mike? - Nikki! Great! 990 01:00:20,768 --> 01:00:24,445 D- Did you just walk in, or were you listening all along? 991 01:00:24,512 --> 01:00:27,065 Don't ever call me again. 992 01:00:27,136 --> 01:00:29,950 Wow. I-I guess you're home. 993 01:00:50,526 --> 01:00:53,046 Hey, this is Mike. Leave a message after the beep. 994 01:00:55,037 --> 01:00:59,576 Hey, Mikey, it's Trent. You home? You there? 995 01:00:59,644 --> 01:01:01,978 All right, man, I guess you're not home. 996 01:01:02,045 --> 01:01:04,946 Why don't you come out tonight, Mikey? I haven't seen you for two days. 997 01:01:05,020 --> 01:01:07,442 We're gonna play hockey at Sue's house until 10:30, 998 01:01:07,516 --> 01:01:10,331 and then we're either going to the Lava Lounge for Sinatra Night... 999 01:01:10,396 --> 01:01:13,211 or we'll be at the Derby for Big Bad Voodoo Daddy. 1000 01:01:13,276 --> 01:01:16,090 We might also check out Swing Night at the El Rey. 1001 01:01:16,156 --> 01:01:18,970 And if we're not there we'll be at the Three of Clubs, all right? 1002 01:01:19,035 --> 01:01:22,864 Otherwise we'll be at the Dresden Room, so come on out and meet up with us. 1003 01:01:22,938 --> 01:01:25,360 See you soon, gorgeous. 1004 01:02:16,374 --> 01:02:19,669 Hey, this is Mike. Leave a message after the beep. 1005 01:02:19,733 --> 01:02:21,588 Mikey, it's Rob. I'm downstairs. 1006 01:02:21,653 --> 01:02:24,555 Come on, pick it up and buzz me in, buddy. 1007 01:02:24,629 --> 01:02:26,484 Come on, open up. 1008 01:02:52,562 --> 01:02:54,417 Thanks, man. 1009 01:02:59,026 --> 01:03:00,880 You eat anything today? 1010 01:03:07,473 --> 01:03:09,328 Yesterday? 1011 01:03:09,393 --> 01:03:11,465 You haven't been drinking, have you? 1012 01:03:25,840 --> 01:03:30,247 - Sorry about what happened at the Dresden, man. - Oh, don't worry about it, man. 1013 01:03:30,319 --> 01:03:33,134 It's like, now I have my L.A. gun story. 1014 01:03:33,199 --> 01:03:37,541 You should hear the way I tell it to the guys back home... it's an Uzi. 1015 01:03:42,638 --> 01:03:46,020 - You wanna talk about it? - What's the point? 1016 01:03:52,366 --> 01:03:55,180 Hey, it's been two days. You should call that Nikki girl. 1017 01:03:58,733 --> 01:04:00,359 Not your type. 1018 01:04:03,725 --> 01:04:06,539 I'm thinking of moving back East. 1019 01:04:08,524 --> 01:04:11,339 - Well, that's dumb. - What's so dumb about it? 1020 01:04:11,404 --> 01:04:14,218 You're doing really well out here, Mike. 1021 01:04:14,284 --> 01:04:16,138 How well am I doin'? 1022 01:04:16,204 --> 01:04:19,498 I host an open mike; I play a fuckin' bus driver in a movie. 1023 01:04:19,563 --> 01:04:21,417 Big fuckin' deal. 1024 01:04:21,483 --> 01:04:23,817 I got an agent that specializes in magicians. 1025 01:04:23,883 --> 01:04:25,737 How good am I doin'? 1026 01:04:25,803 --> 01:04:28,388 Did you get turned down for Goofy? 1027 01:04:28,458 --> 01:04:30,313 They turned you down? 1028 01:04:30,378 --> 01:04:34,633 Yeah, they went with somebody who had some more theme park experience. 1029 01:04:34,698 --> 01:04:36,770 I killed for that job. 1030 01:04:36,841 --> 01:04:40,932 The point is, Mike, it all depends on how you look at it. All right? 1031 01:04:41,001 --> 01:04:45,059 You're telling me that your life sucks. That means mine is god-awful. 1032 01:04:45,129 --> 01:04:48,511 Part of the reason I moved out here is I saw how well you were doing, 1033 01:04:48,585 --> 01:04:51,399 and I figured if you could make it, I could too. 1034 01:04:51,464 --> 01:04:55,239 - I didn't make it. - You got an agent. You got in the unions. 1035 01:04:55,304 --> 01:04:57,987 You know, that's your problem, is that you... 1036 01:04:59,112 --> 01:05:01,927 You don't look at the things that you have. 1037 01:05:01,992 --> 01:05:04,806 You only look at the stuff you don't have. 1038 01:05:04,872 --> 01:05:07,260 Those guys are right about you. You're money. 1039 01:05:08,359 --> 01:05:11,010 Then why won't she call? 1040 01:05:13,255 --> 01:05:15,197 She won't call because you left. 1041 01:05:16,710 --> 01:05:19,873 She's got her own life to deal with, man, and that's in New York. 1042 01:05:19,942 --> 01:05:22,756 She's a sweet girl and I love her to pieces, 1043 01:05:22,821 --> 01:05:25,636 but fuck her, man... you gotta get on with your life. 1044 01:05:25,701 --> 01:05:30,752 You gotta let go of the past, and Mikey, when you do the future is beautiful. 1045 01:05:30,821 --> 01:05:32,926 All right? Look out the window. 1046 01:05:32,997 --> 01:05:36,826 It's sunny every day here. It's like manifest destiny. 1047 01:05:36,901 --> 01:05:41,635 Don't tell me we didn't make it. We made it. We are here. 1048 01:05:41,700 --> 01:05:44,515 Everything that is past is prologue to this. 1049 01:05:44,580 --> 01:05:47,427 All of the shit that didn't kill us is only... 1050 01:05:47,491 --> 01:05:49,596 Ah, you know. All that shit. 1051 01:05:50,819 --> 01:05:52,826 You're gonna get over it. 1052 01:05:56,099 --> 01:05:59,202 How did you get over it? How long did it take? 1053 01:06:00,194 --> 01:06:03,542 I don't know. Sometimes it still hurts. 1054 01:06:03,617 --> 01:06:05,788 You know how it is, man. It's like... 1055 01:06:05,857 --> 01:06:08,672 You wake up every day, it hurts a little bit less, 1056 01:06:08,737 --> 01:06:11,737 then you wake up one day and it doesn't hurt at all. 1057 01:06:11,809 --> 01:06:13,631 And the funny thing is... 1058 01:06:13,697 --> 01:06:16,511 This is kinda weird, but it's like... 1059 01:06:17,536 --> 01:06:19,391 you almost miss that pain. 1060 01:06:25,087 --> 01:06:27,094 You miss the pain? 1061 01:06:28,511 --> 01:06:31,642 Yeah, for the same reason that you miss her. 1062 01:06:31,711 --> 01:06:34,525 Because you... you lived with it for so long. 1063 01:06:40,126 --> 01:06:42,395 Let's go get something to eat. 1064 01:06:42,462 --> 01:06:44,534 All right. Sure. 1065 01:06:44,606 --> 01:06:46,461 You look like shit. 1066 01:06:51,965 --> 01:06:54,234 Mikey! What's up, man? 1067 01:06:54,301 --> 01:06:56,156 You wanna play again, motherfucker? 1068 01:06:56,221 --> 01:06:58,555 I'm glad you came out tonight. It's good to see you. 1069 01:06:58,620 --> 01:07:00,856 - You're my problem, you bitch motherfucker! - Come on in. 1070 01:07:00,924 --> 01:07:02,779 - Come on, bitch! - You want some? 1071 01:07:02,844 --> 01:07:04,917 - Hey, guys! Mikey's here! - What's up, Mikey? 1072 01:07:04,988 --> 01:07:07,802 What's up, baby? 1073 01:07:07,867 --> 01:07:11,063 - Oh, so you want some? You want some? - You ain't shit! 1074 01:07:11,132 --> 01:07:14,393 Roll up, bitch! Roll up! Roll. That's right. 1075 01:07:14,459 --> 01:07:16,826 You run. You run, baby. 1076 01:07:16,891 --> 01:07:19,346 Blast him! Come on, hit him! 1077 01:07:19,419 --> 01:07:21,274 - All right. - Okay, bitch. 1078 01:07:21,339 --> 01:07:23,226 - You ready, hip hop? - Uh-huh. 1079 01:07:23,290 --> 01:07:25,778 - Come on, man! Let's move it up! - Hey, man. 1080 01:07:25,850 --> 01:07:27,889 What are they doing here? 1081 01:07:27,962 --> 01:07:29,817 Oh, no, no, it's totally cool, man. 1082 01:07:29,882 --> 01:07:32,402 We saw 'em that night at Roscoe's. Trent cleared it up. 1083 01:07:32,473 --> 01:07:35,320 I apologized, bought 'em some chicken and waffles. It's totally fine. 1084 01:07:35,386 --> 01:07:38,680 They fuckin' love T, man. That boy can talk. 1085 01:07:41,945 --> 01:07:43,570 More important, man, 1086 01:07:43,640 --> 01:07:45,495 I'm sorry about what I said. 1087 01:07:45,560 --> 01:07:48,876 I was out of line. I was drunk, my adrenalin was goin'. 1088 01:07:48,952 --> 01:07:51,701 Yeah, you know, whatever. I needed a good kick in the ass. 1089 01:07:51,767 --> 01:07:55,891 It was a... I don't know. We're better friends for it. All right? 1090 01:07:55,959 --> 01:07:58,447 All right, man. 1091 01:07:58,519 --> 01:08:00,526 - Roll up, bitch! Roll! - Come on, let's see it! 1092 01:08:00,599 --> 01:08:02,606 - Thanks, man. - Get off me! 1093 01:08:02,678 --> 01:08:05,548 I been hatin' myself for the last few days. 1094 01:08:05,622 --> 01:08:09,484 - That's all right. I keep it in the zone. - Look, I know what that's like. 1095 01:08:09,558 --> 01:08:12,372 - Come on, Superman. - You watchin', New Kids On The Block? 1096 01:08:12,438 --> 01:08:15,252 - Yo, Double Down, what time we leaving? - Five minutes, baby. 1097 01:08:15,317 --> 01:08:18,612 Hey, Mikey, you should call that girl Nikki. It's been two days. 1098 01:08:18,678 --> 01:08:21,492 See if she wants to meet you there. 1099 01:08:37,076 --> 01:08:38,931 Hey, Curt. 1100 01:08:41,395 --> 01:08:44,690 Aw, we got a line. We got a line. 1101 01:08:44,755 --> 01:08:46,610 Hey, what's up, Lisa? 1102 01:08:48,339 --> 01:08:51,154 - Let's just take the front. - We don't gotta wait in line. 1103 01:08:51,219 --> 01:08:53,553 Come on, Mike. 1104 01:08:58,098 --> 01:08:59,953 Hey, hey, Tony. Whadda ya say, man? 1105 01:09:00,018 --> 01:09:01,873 - How you doin' tonight? - Hey, Gary. 1106 01:09:01,938 --> 01:09:04,753 - What's goin' on? - Hey, Tony, man, how'd the audition go? 1107 01:09:04,818 --> 01:09:07,632 - Not happening, man. - Yeah? You look like you been workin' out though. 1108 01:09:07,698 --> 01:09:09,552 - All right. - How you doin', man? 1109 01:09:09,617 --> 01:09:11,472 Watch the steps. They're greasy. 1110 01:09:26,640 --> 01:09:29,989 And it's you and me and the bottle makes three tonight 1111 01:09:35,567 --> 01:09:37,901 Hey, whadda ya say, man? 1112 01:09:37,966 --> 01:09:40,519 Hey, how's it goin'? What's up? 1113 01:09:40,590 --> 01:09:42,564 - Hey. - ¿Que paso? 1114 01:09:44,494 --> 01:09:47,308 How you doin', Annie? Good to see you. I'll see you soon. 1115 01:09:47,373 --> 01:09:49,228 - Hey, sweetie. - Hola. ¿Como esta? 1116 01:09:49,293 --> 01:09:51,627 - Raoul, what's up, man? How's it goin'? 1117 01:09:51,694 --> 01:09:53,548 Keep the waters comin'. 1118 01:09:53,613 --> 01:09:56,297 My favorite watering hole 1119 01:09:56,365 --> 01:09:58,786 I said, hey, Moe How you doin' 1120 01:09:58,861 --> 01:10:00,617 Where have you been 1121 01:10:00,685 --> 01:10:04,994 He said, I been found buyin' whiskey wine and gin 1122 01:10:05,068 --> 01:10:07,173 Man, I know we gotta go 1123 01:10:07,244 --> 01:10:09,349 It's the same thing every night 1124 01:10:09,420 --> 01:10:13,348 But I don't think another drink is gonna make me lose my mind 1125 01:10:13,420 --> 01:10:15,940 So I'll think about my next drink 1126 01:10:17,707 --> 01:10:20,260 And it's you and me and the bottle makes three tonight 1127 01:10:20,331 --> 01:10:21,956 Come on, Daddy, let's get us a drink. 1128 01:10:38,313 --> 01:10:40,386 Swing it, kid! 1129 01:10:45,512 --> 01:10:47,617 Yo! Bartender! 1130 01:10:47,688 --> 01:10:51,550 And Jack, oh, I know what you're thinkin' 1131 01:10:51,624 --> 01:10:56,063 That now's as good as any to start drinkin' 1132 01:10:56,135 --> 01:10:58,656 - Hey, Scotty. - Yeah? - What's it gonna be 1133 01:11:00,135 --> 01:11:03,615 A gin and tonic sounds mighty, mighty good to me 1134 01:11:04,743 --> 01:11:06,718 Well, man, I know we gotta go 1135 01:11:06,790 --> 01:11:09,507 It's the same thing every night 1136 01:11:09,574 --> 01:11:12,956 But I don't think another drink is gonna make me lose my mind 1137 01:11:13,030 --> 01:11:16,063 So I'll think about my next drink 1138 01:11:17,830 --> 01:11:20,034 And it's you and me and the bottle makes three tonight 1139 01:11:21,797 --> 01:11:29,185 And it's you and me and the bottle makes three tonight 1140 01:11:29,253 --> 01:11:30,878 Okay! 1141 01:11:30,948 --> 01:11:32,803 - To ladies? - To ladies. 1142 01:11:34,053 --> 01:11:35,907 Gin time. 1143 01:11:36,932 --> 01:11:38,787 I don't know. I called you Monday. 1144 01:11:38,852 --> 01:11:42,910 You called me? Well, who did you talk to? I was home Monday. 1145 01:11:42,979 --> 01:11:46,208 It surprises me that you've never mentioned her before, all the times we've hung out. 1146 01:11:46,275 --> 01:11:48,610 - You never even mentioned me? - Very pretty girl. 1147 01:11:48,675 --> 01:11:51,871 - I totally mentioned her... I totally mentioned you. - I'm sorry. Maybe I don't know. 1148 01:11:51,939 --> 01:11:54,754 - Hi, Mike. How are you? - You know what's funny? 1149 01:11:54,819 --> 01:11:58,331 - When we... When we played football that day, - Oh, Jesus Christ. 1150 01:11:58,402 --> 01:12:01,468 I don't remember you ever leaving long enough to make a phone call to anybody. 1151 01:12:01,538 --> 01:12:03,872 This is what happened. She's a nice girl. 1152 01:13:05,052 --> 01:13:06,906 Excuse me. 1153 01:13:23,130 --> 01:13:24,985 - Hi. - Hi. 1154 01:13:26,074 --> 01:13:28,692 - I'm, uh, I'm Mike. - Hi, Mike. 1155 01:13:28,762 --> 01:13:31,151 - I'm Lorraine. - Like the quiche. 1156 01:13:31,226 --> 01:13:34,389 Yeah, yeah, the quiche. That's a really original joke. 1157 01:13:35,737 --> 01:13:37,592 I like quiche. How's that? 1158 01:13:37,657 --> 01:13:40,952 Yeah? Well, I thought real men didn't like quiche. 1159 01:13:41,017 --> 01:13:44,661 Yeah, well, uh, my reputation seems to have preceded me here. 1160 01:13:44,729 --> 01:13:46,583 You're not a real man? 1161 01:13:47,608 --> 01:13:49,463 Not lately, no. 1162 01:13:50,488 --> 01:13:52,343 Not funny, okay? 1163 01:13:52,408 --> 01:13:54,961 - You're fuckin' hurting feelings here. - Hey, it's on. It's on. 1164 01:13:55,032 --> 01:13:58,097 - Oh. It's on. - It is so on. 1165 01:14:02,871 --> 01:14:06,733 I figured, they make movies in L.A., not in Wisconsin, so I moved here. 1166 01:14:06,807 --> 01:14:08,661 Just like that. 1167 01:14:08,727 --> 01:14:12,109 - Well, yeah. It wasn't that simple, but... - How was it hard? 1168 01:14:14,102 --> 01:14:16,012 I left someone really special behind. 1169 01:14:16,086 --> 01:14:17,940 Tell me about it. 1170 01:14:18,005 --> 01:14:20,623 - You too? - Oh, yeah. Yeah. 1171 01:14:20,693 --> 01:14:22,548 - Uh-huh. - Yeah. 1172 01:14:22,613 --> 01:14:25,166 - Oh. I thought I was gonna die. - Oh, God. 1173 01:14:25,237 --> 01:14:28,881 It's been six months and I'm just starting to get over it now. 1174 01:14:28,949 --> 01:14:31,218 Wow, that's two more than me. 1175 01:14:31,284 --> 01:14:35,081 - Tell me it gets better. - Oh, it does, yeah. It does. 1176 01:14:35,156 --> 01:14:37,131 God bless him. 1177 01:14:38,996 --> 01:14:41,003 God bless that kid. 1178 01:14:41,076 --> 01:14:43,214 That's great, man. 1179 01:14:43,283 --> 01:14:45,138 What advantages, you mean? 1180 01:14:45,203 --> 01:14:48,465 Yeah. You said there are advantages to being single. 1181 01:14:48,531 --> 01:14:51,051 I just wanna know what the advantages are. 1182 01:14:51,123 --> 01:14:54,384 Well, exactly, it's like, you know, you, uh, have com... 1183 01:14:54,451 --> 01:14:59,272 If you meet a girl in a bar and talk to her, you don't have to worry if anybody's watching you. 1184 01:14:59,346 --> 01:15:01,168 What else? 1185 01:15:01,234 --> 01:15:03,568 What? You can do whatever you want, you know. 1186 01:15:03,634 --> 01:15:06,601 You grow, go out, anything. 1187 01:15:06,673 --> 01:15:09,772 Like, if I met a handsome young man at a bar, 1188 01:15:09,841 --> 01:15:12,045 I could just ask him to dance? 1189 01:15:12,113 --> 01:15:15,080 If the guy wanted to, yeah. 1190 01:15:15,152 --> 01:15:17,040 You don't think he would want to? 1191 01:15:17,105 --> 01:15:21,839 Oh, yeah... No, I mean, he would want to with you. Sure. I mean, if he... 1192 01:15:21,905 --> 01:15:25,287 Sure. M-M-Maybe it's just that he doesn't feel like dancing. 1193 01:15:26,351 --> 01:15:28,206 Would you dance with me? 1194 01:15:29,231 --> 01:15:31,086 Okay. 1195 01:15:34,799 --> 01:15:37,613 Dude, check it out, dude. I swear to God, it's fuckin' on. 1196 01:15:37,678 --> 01:15:40,012 - Dude, it's so fuckin' on, dude. - I know. It's on. 1197 01:15:40,079 --> 01:15:41,933 - Give it up for Mike. - Look, I... 1198 01:15:41,998 --> 01:15:44,813 - Dude, it's fucking on, dude! - Okay, okay. It's on, dude. 1199 01:15:44,878 --> 01:15:47,496 - It's on. To you. - Jesus Christ. I'm sorry. 1200 01:16:25,707 --> 01:16:28,805 Thanks. 1201 01:16:33,514 --> 01:16:34,790 Go, daddy-o 1202 01:16:37,961 --> 01:16:38,910 Go, daddy-o 1203 01:16:42,281 --> 01:16:44,191 Go, daddy-o 1204 01:17:21,445 --> 01:17:23,300 Go! 1205 01:17:52,643 --> 01:17:53,591 Go, daddy-o 1206 01:17:56,962 --> 01:17:58,817 Go, daddy-o 1207 01:18:01,474 --> 01:18:02,783 Go, daddy-o 1208 01:18:57,021 --> 01:18:58,875 All right. 1209 01:19:05,179 --> 01:19:07,034 This is it. 1210 01:19:09,339 --> 01:19:11,194 Yeah. 1211 01:19:11,259 --> 01:19:14,074 - I had a... I had a great time tonight. - Me too. 1212 01:19:15,738 --> 01:19:17,746 We should do it again some time. 1213 01:19:17,818 --> 01:19:19,607 I'll be around. 1214 01:19:19,675 --> 01:19:21,530 That's not gonna be good enough. 1215 01:19:21,595 --> 01:19:24,409 I wanna make plans to see you again. 1216 01:19:26,554 --> 01:19:28,408 I got a pen in my car. 1217 01:19:28,473 --> 01:19:31,288 - Uh, I mean, yeah. Do you have something to write on? 1218 01:19:31,353 --> 01:19:33,742 Yeah. Yeah. 1219 01:19:39,161 --> 01:19:41,878 Ahh. Oh, you're a comedian. 1220 01:19:41,945 --> 01:19:44,279 - Yeah, and an actor. Kind of. - Oh. 1221 01:19:44,344 --> 01:19:46,199 Can I come see you some time? 1222 01:19:46,264 --> 01:19:49,078 If and when I get a real gig, I'll give you a call. 1223 01:19:49,144 --> 01:19:51,958 - How's that? - It's not going too well? 1224 01:19:52,023 --> 01:19:55,154 No, when I, uh, I lived in New York they made it sound... 1225 01:19:55,223 --> 01:19:59,795 like, uh, they were giving sitcoms out to stand-ups at the airport here. 1226 01:19:59,863 --> 01:20:02,677 I been here six months, all I got to show for it is black lung. 1227 01:20:09,078 --> 01:20:12,373 Didn't you tell me that I should be patient with my career? 1228 01:20:12,438 --> 01:20:16,212 Yeah, but entertainment law isn't something you just jump into. 1229 01:20:16,277 --> 01:20:19,179 Well, neither is acting, not if you're serious about it. 1230 01:20:20,789 --> 01:20:23,604 - Yeah. - Can I have one of these cards? 1231 01:20:23,669 --> 01:20:26,254 - Why? You like the duck with the cigar? - Yeah. 1232 01:20:26,324 --> 01:20:28,942 Yeah, it's the logo from You Bet Your Life. 1233 01:20:29,012 --> 01:20:31,827 - Nice touch. - I can't believe you got that. 1234 01:20:31,892 --> 01:20:34,707 You know, not one club owner got that. 1235 01:20:34,772 --> 01:20:38,067 - They all asked me why I got Donald Duck on my card. - They're idiots. 1236 01:20:38,132 --> 01:20:39,987 At least it's not Goofy. 1237 01:20:42,195 --> 01:20:45,708 Well, I guess I should be getting home. It's really getting late. 1238 01:20:45,779 --> 01:20:48,844 Yeah, sure. It's gettin' kinda late, so you probably... 1239 01:20:48,914 --> 01:20:52,689 Do you want me to drive you to your car? 1240 01:20:52,754 --> 01:20:54,794 - That's my hog right th... - Oh. 1241 01:20:54,866 --> 01:20:57,200 No, I'm across the street. Yeah. 1242 01:20:57,266 --> 01:21:00,081 - Yeah? Which one? - The red piece of shit over there. 1243 01:21:00,146 --> 01:21:02,699 - Yeah? Well, it suits you. - Get the hell outta here. 1244 01:21:02,769 --> 01:21:04,624 Okay. 1245 01:21:33,295 --> 01:21:35,946 Party, buddy! Yeah! Dig that! 1246 01:21:38,670 --> 01:21:41,419 - Will you shut up? - You were great tonight! 1247 01:21:41,486 --> 01:21:44,617 There she is! 1248 01:21:44,685 --> 01:21:49,475 The wonderful lady. Right? Personality plus, every time I come in here. 1249 01:21:49,549 --> 01:21:52,615 Nothin' but smiles for me. Whatever. Here it is. 1250 01:21:52,685 --> 01:21:55,205 Dinner at the Apollo. Me and you. 1251 01:21:55,277 --> 01:21:57,448 - See that? He's being funny. - Whatever. 1252 01:21:57,516 --> 01:22:00,516 I don't have to be liked by everyone. Some don't like me. I don't like certain people. 1253 01:22:00,589 --> 01:22:03,884 - Darlin', I think everything looks absolutely wonderful. - Thank you. 1254 01:22:03,948 --> 01:22:06,566 - Oww! What the hell are you kickin' me for? - Shh! 1255 01:22:06,636 --> 01:22:11,142 Fine, I'll ask her. Ma'am! Where do the high school girls hang out around here? 1256 01:22:11,211 --> 01:22:13,699 You were fuckin' off your ass tonight. 1257 01:22:13,772 --> 01:22:15,713 - Shh. - Where'd you learn your stuff, man? 1258 01:22:15,787 --> 01:22:18,689 - The twirly-whirly... - Shh, just be... Shh. Jackknife, shut up. 1259 01:22:18,763 --> 01:22:21,097 I took a ballroom class with Michelle. 1260 01:22:21,162 --> 01:22:24,457 She's the only one I danced with 'til tonight. That Lorraine is good. 1261 01:22:24,522 --> 01:22:27,337 You are definitely good. Did you even see how she was vibing you tonight? 1262 01:22:27,402 --> 01:22:30,947 - Sorry, man. - You coulda hit that if you didn't have to take us home. 1263 01:22:31,017 --> 01:22:32,872 - Definitely. - It's not like that. 1264 01:22:32,937 --> 01:22:35,752 - Don't give me that shit. I think she likes you. - I know she does. 1265 01:22:35,817 --> 01:22:38,151 - I really do! - Shh! Shut up, okay? I know she likes me. 1266 01:22:38,217 --> 01:22:41,032 - I just didn't wanna do anything tonight. - You know what, Mike? 1267 01:22:41,097 --> 01:22:42,952 - Wait three days before you call her. - You don't have to wait. 1268 01:22:43,017 --> 01:22:44,872 - He should wait two days. - If he's smart about it... 1269 01:22:44,937 --> 01:22:47,751 Shh! You know what? I have it under control. Okay? 1270 01:22:47,816 --> 01:22:49,671 He has it under control. 1271 01:22:49,736 --> 01:22:52,070 Well, I guess we don't have to worry about him anymore. 1272 01:22:52,136 --> 01:22:53,990 Our little baby's all "growns" up. 1273 01:22:54,055 --> 01:22:56,292 - You know what? - Shh! Shut up. Come on. 1274 01:22:56,360 --> 01:22:59,174 - Our little baby's all "growns" up. - Why do you have to... 1275 01:22:59,240 --> 01:23:02,054 - I'm not even hungry. I couldn't touch it. 1276 01:23:02,119 --> 01:23:06,854 Why do you have to make a major production every time we go out and embarrass me? 1277 01:23:06,919 --> 01:23:09,668 You know what... Oh, Jesus Christ. That's all I need. 1278 01:23:09,734 --> 01:23:12,898 Our little boy's all "growns" up tonight! 1279 01:23:12,966 --> 01:23:16,261 You know what, big boy? You're grown up! You're grown up! 1280 01:23:16,325 --> 01:23:18,430 Yeah! Dig that! 1281 01:23:18,501 --> 01:23:20,356 Is this a fuckin' production for ya? 1282 01:23:20,421 --> 01:23:23,617 'Cause you're "growns" up and you're "growns" up and you're "growns" up. 1283 01:23:23,685 --> 01:23:27,198 - Jesus. - I'm the asshole in the place. Right? I'm the asshole? 1284 01:23:27,269 --> 01:23:29,124 - Oh, God. - I'm outta here, honey. 1285 01:23:29,189 --> 01:23:32,418 - I wouldn't eat here... I would never eat here anyway. 1286 01:23:47,427 --> 01:23:49,314 I like cake 1287 01:23:49,379 --> 01:23:51,451 And no mistake 1288 01:23:51,523 --> 01:23:55,036 But baby, if you insist 1289 01:23:55,106 --> 01:23:57,473 I'll cut out cake 1290 01:23:57,538 --> 01:23:59,196 Just for your sake 1291 01:23:59,266 --> 01:24:03,227 Baby, come on and knock me a kiss 1292 01:24:16,064 --> 01:24:17,919 Knock me a kiss 1293 01:25:15,323 --> 01:25:17,330 - Hello? - Hi, Michael. 1294 01:25:18,651 --> 01:25:22,960 - Michelle? - Hi. How's it goin'? It's been a while. 1295 01:25:25,434 --> 01:25:28,052 - S-Six months. - How are you doin'? 1296 01:25:29,242 --> 01:25:32,112 Uh, fine, I guess. 1297 01:25:32,185 --> 01:25:34,127 - H-How are you? - Good. 1298 01:25:36,793 --> 01:25:39,062 I, um, I think about things. 1299 01:25:40,089 --> 01:25:42,609 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1300 01:25:44,121 --> 01:25:45,975 What kind of things? 1301 01:25:46,040 --> 01:25:49,171 You know, us. 1302 01:25:49,241 --> 01:25:51,891 - I thought you met someone else. - It doesn't matter. 1303 01:25:51,960 --> 01:25:55,854 - I think about you every day. - Really? 1304 01:25:55,927 --> 01:25:59,189 I miss you, Mike. 1305 01:25:59,256 --> 01:26:01,328 Why didn't you call? 1306 01:26:01,399 --> 01:26:04,628 I don't know. I mean, I couldn't. 1307 01:26:04,695 --> 01:26:07,029 Do you know how hard it is to not call you? 1308 01:26:07,094 --> 01:26:10,389 I mean, I pick up the phone every night, whenever that commercial comes on. 1309 01:26:10,455 --> 01:26:14,131 - The Michelin commercial? - Yeah, you know, the one with the baby in the tire. 1310 01:26:14,198 --> 01:26:17,264 - One time I started to cry right in front of Pierre. - Pierre? 1311 01:26:17,334 --> 01:26:19,505 Th-That's his name, Pierre? What, is he French? 1312 01:26:19,573 --> 01:26:23,501 No, he's not. Listen, it's a whole other headache and I don't want to talk about him. 1313 01:26:23,573 --> 01:26:27,956 I, um, I called 'cause I heard you might be moving back to Queens. 1314 01:26:28,021 --> 01:26:32,876 - Yeah. Hang on a second. Let me get rid of this. 1315 01:26:32,949 --> 01:26:34,956 - Hello? - Hi, Mike? 1316 01:26:35,028 --> 01:26:37,264 - Lorraine! - Are you on the other line? 1317 01:26:37,332 --> 01:26:39,503 - Yeah. Oh, hang on a second... - I could call back. 1318 01:26:39,572 --> 01:26:42,474 No, no. You hang on, okay? I want to talk to you. 1319 01:26:42,548 --> 01:26:44,457 Just hold on. Hello? 1320 01:26:44,531 --> 01:26:47,498 So I heard you might be moving back to New York. 1321 01:26:47,571 --> 01:26:51,531 Yeah, I don't think that's going to be happening just yet. Um, can I call you right back? 1322 01:26:51,602 --> 01:26:55,825 Um, well, I'm going out of town for a week and the cab's on its way. 1323 01:26:55,891 --> 01:26:58,029 Can't you just talk to me for five minutes? 1324 01:26:58,098 --> 01:27:00,400 Look, there's somebody holding on the other line. I have to take this call. 1325 01:27:00,466 --> 01:27:03,597 I really want to catch up with you, but, um, I have to take the call. 1326 01:27:03,666 --> 01:27:06,317 So just... Uh, I'm gonna call you back when you get back into town. 1327 01:27:06,386 --> 01:27:08,240 - Okay? - Okay. 1328 01:27:08,306 --> 01:27:10,160 - Is that okay? - Yeah. 1329 01:27:10,225 --> 01:27:12,232 - Really? You sure? - It's all right. All right. 1330 01:27:12,305 --> 01:27:14,345 - All right, bye-bye. - Good-bye. I love y... 1331 01:27:14,417 --> 01:27:17,515 - Hello? - Hi. Oh, you didn't have to get off of the other line. 1332 01:27:17,584 --> 01:27:20,618 - I would've called you back. - No, that's okay. I wanted to talk to you. 1333 01:27:20,689 --> 01:27:23,023 You know, I really could... could've called you back, but... 1334 01:27:23,088 --> 01:27:26,317 Anyway, I probably should have waited two days. That's what my friends said. 1335 01:27:26,384 --> 01:27:29,034 But... God, I sound like such a schoolgirl. It's just, they have this thing, okay? 1336 01:27:29,103 --> 01:27:30,958 It's at The Room. It's Sinatra's birthday. 1337 01:27:31,023 --> 01:27:34,372 And it's one of these Hollywood clubs and there's no sign. 1338 01:27:34,447 --> 01:27:37,196 Uh, I don't understand why... why they don't have any signs. 1339 01:27:37,263 --> 01:27:39,597 It's just I'm really bad at this. 1340 01:27:39,662 --> 01:27:43,917 I just want to know if you might want to go with me. 1341 01:27:46,062 --> 01:27:49,193 - So, uh, you hung up on which one? - Michelle. 1342 01:27:49,262 --> 01:27:51,650 - You hung up with your girlfriend. - Ex. 1343 01:27:51,725 --> 01:27:53,929 - Oh, now she's your ex. - She was always my ex. 1344 01:27:53,997 --> 01:27:55,852 Yeah, right. 1345 01:27:57,613 --> 01:28:02,021 - You hung up with her? - I wanted to take the other call. 1346 01:28:02,092 --> 01:28:04,459 - What'd she say when you called her back? - I didn't. 1347 01:28:07,116 --> 01:28:10,629 - You didn't call her back? - No. 1348 01:28:10,700 --> 01:28:14,693 - Why not, Mike? - It didn't occur to me. 1349 01:28:16,460 --> 01:28:18,314 Didn't occur to you. 1350 01:28:18,379 --> 01:28:20,900 It didn't. 1351 01:28:20,970 --> 01:28:25,542 You been, uh, tearing yourself up about this girl for six months. 1352 01:28:26,571 --> 01:28:28,425 Didn't occur to you? 1353 01:28:30,122 --> 01:28:32,423 No. 1354 01:28:34,634 --> 01:28:37,350 Well, Michael, I'll bite. 1355 01:28:39,849 --> 01:28:44,421 You know, man, I didn't understand it either. It's all so hard. 1356 01:28:44,489 --> 01:28:47,685 Then it hit me on the way over here, you know, like a ton of bricks. 1357 01:28:47,752 --> 01:28:49,607 It's just so simple. 1358 01:28:49,672 --> 01:28:52,160 - When you... - Dude, dude, wait a second. 1359 01:28:56,168 --> 01:28:59,037 I'm getting vibe like in a really weird way here. 1360 01:29:00,807 --> 01:29:03,807 This girl's looking at me like she knows me a little bit. 1361 01:29:03,879 --> 01:29:05,821 - You don't recognize her? - Mike, I don't know. 1362 01:29:05,895 --> 01:29:08,797 I could've been out with Sue one night drinking and told her I was a race car driver. 1363 01:29:08,870 --> 01:29:12,350 No, I think I would remember this girl. 1364 01:29:12,422 --> 01:29:16,645 I don't think I've ever met her before. I would definitely remember this one. 1365 01:29:16,710 --> 01:29:20,386 She got a lot of confidence, man. She's doing like... 1366 01:29:20,454 --> 01:29:23,770 - Wow. - What's going... 1367 01:29:23,845 --> 01:29:26,049 Mike, stop, stop. Stop, all right? Just stop. 1368 01:29:26,117 --> 01:29:28,419 She's playing a little game, like a fun thing with me. 1369 01:29:28,485 --> 01:29:32,096 Come on, you little party girl. That's it. Come on. Fun little games? 1370 01:29:32,164 --> 01:29:35,677 You want to play fun little games? Come on, you nasty little, cute little baby. 1371 01:29:35,748 --> 01:29:39,457 - What are you doing? - Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike. Stop. Don't. Don't, don't. 1372 01:29:39,524 --> 01:29:42,175 She's smiling at me. She's playing fun little baby games. 1373 01:29:42,244 --> 01:29:45,211 She don't know me. She doesn't know my address. You know my address? 1374 01:29:45,284 --> 01:29:48,098 You little... Oh, you... Hold on. 1375 01:29:48,164 --> 01:29:50,978 She's coming over, dude. Play it cool. She's coming over. 1376 01:29:51,043 --> 01:29:54,523 She's like the wild loony. But I threw, like, the great vibe at her, the funny vibe. 1377 01:29:54,594 --> 01:29:56,634 You'll see. 1378 01:29:56,707 --> 01:29:59,609 - Shit. - Mommy's big boy. 1379 01:29:59,683 --> 01:30:02,432 We're going bye-bye now. Yes, we're going bye-bye. 1380 01:30:02,498 --> 01:30:06,011 We're gonna go home, gonna play with Daddy. 1381 01:30:13,857 --> 01:30:17,468 So, um, so you called her up, right? 1382 01:30:17,536 --> 01:30:20,351 Or you didn't call her. Why didn't you call her? You said you didn't call her. 1383 01:30:20,416 --> 01:30:22,704 Why didn't you call her? Mike? 1384 01:30:22,832 --> 01:30:23,791 Mike?