Carl Icahn, in The Secret IRS Files by ProPublica:

There’s a reason it’s called income tax. The reason is if, if you’re a poor person, a rich person, if you are Apple – if you have no income, you don’t pay taxes.

Meanwhile in Denmark:

The government sends you the tax form with all the info already there and you just spend like 15-20 mins double checking to make sure it’s right and voilà, done.

[via @jordan_stratton]