Jerry. You were born. Here is a $20 bill.

31 Dec 2014 | parks and recreation

Ron Swanson:

I don’t like loud noises and people making a fuss. And I especially don’t like people celebrating because they know a piece of private information about me. Plus the whole thing is a scam: birthdays were invented by Hallmark to sell cards.


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