Never learned his name. Best friend I ever had.

15 Jun 2014 | parks and recreation, privacy

Mallory Ortberg:

What is true freedom? To demand nothing from others, and to have nothing demanded from you. Her panties were red. This is not information you require.

Ron Swanson:

The less I know about other people’s affairs, the happier I am.

Satisfice. I Dare You To Watch This Entire Video.


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